cool buff man

founding member of the broady boys

[cool buff man @heynerditsme]

Not a chance Arby

[cool buff man @heynerditsme]

After getting jumped by my crew for my ray bans I'm developing a cool new handshake that also checks for weapons

[cool buff man @heynerditsme]

Name: Leo
Crime: Chewing my sock
Sentence: Lifetime in laundry basket jail

[cool buff man @heynerditsme]

phones used to have a debug menu that unlocked when you had a baby

[cool buff man @heynerditsme]

My biological clock is ticking and i'm starting to think that i'll never get divorced

[Anderson Cooper @andersoncooper]

Aaaa. Asz.

[cool buff man @heynerditsme]

I'm fluent in several spanish words

[cool buff man @heynerditsme]

Dear guy that sneaks into my room at night to leave spooky messages on my yakbak

Thanks

[Nancy Grace @NancyGrace]

What would you do if you purchased #LSDSteak at the grocery store?

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Day 12 of sitting in starbucks coffee shop hoping for someone to ask me to throw the pigskin or shoot the rock. Supplies running low