zelda

I have termites in my smile.

[zelda @heynineiron]

I’m still laughing

[zelda @heynineiron]

log into twitter after a year. find you're following 300 spam accounts and your acct was hijacked and is now filled with spam retweets. and now all your tweets are gone. sadness.

[zelda @heynineiron]

@Oatmeal my bf did a great article on the Tesla museum! https://t.co/RlcGDMMET4

[carl reiner @carlreiner]

I agree whole heartedly with my son Rob's appraisal of Trump. I believe that even Archie Bunker would have a hard time voting for Donald..

[zelda @heynineiron]

I NEED this in my life. https://t.co/P1DWYRB0k0

[Geek.com @geekdotcom]

Fill in Chuck Palahniuk’s nightmares in a disturbing new adult coloring book: https://t.co/9sG6YSoCjy

[zelda @heynineiron]

@KevinRedding1 'IN YOUR HEA-- aughhahahugh oh those nuts are very dry.'

[zelda @heynineiron]

I genuinely can't focus on anything someone is saying if they have awful eyebrows. It's like austin powers and the mole.

[JonTron @JonTronShow]

So cool! An actual recording of a Teddy Roosevelt speech. Love the transatlantic accent hah. https://t.co/KAiuHgOT5Z

[Undine @HorribleSanity]

Our #Caturday Feline of the Week is Simon, one of the greatest of Sailor Cats: https://t.co/aU0woUbY0Q

[Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula]

Between Ghostbusters and catching Pokemon and rumors of pizza, this week is looking hot.

[zelda @heynineiron]

I fail to see the problem. https://t.co/VJz7XmPosa

[Kevin Redding @KevinRedding1]

@heynineiron just said: "I wanna shave the center of your head so you look like Larry Fine."

[zelda @heynineiron]

Иди на хуй, сука. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Glum George Lucas @GlumGeorgeLucas]

I promised to go to a fan convention.

I forgot to show up.

I'll just add myself in with CGI later.

[A Monkees Fansite @psycho_jello]

Prince is so inspiring in terms of his pettiness, I hope to one day get near that level of dragging/shade.

[zelda @heynineiron]

I'm basically black coffee: bitter, surprisingly strong, and makes you jittery and anxious after awhile.

[zelda @heynineiron]

I'd like to be really toned and in shape, but I'd also like to eat a whole bag of doritos every single day.

[zelda @heynineiron]

The first 51 seconds of December 1963 are basically the best 51 seconds in history. #datpiano #datbass #datvoice

[zelda @heynineiron]

My perfect bf @KevinRedding1 wrote a perfect list on a perfect topic. #backstage #silentfilms #garbo
https://t.co/xrWjXA5z89

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

My dad cut off my hand.

My sister kissed me to make another guy jealous.

My nephew is a serial killer.

I am so done with family reunions.