Callie M

[Spurs Fan Abroad @dRAIL2k3]

Bret Hart’s attacker get mad his face smashed in by what looks like Dash Wilder. #WWEHoF #WWE #BretHart #Attack #WrestleMania credit to my boy Martin Endersby via FB

[Callie M @HeyNoww_]

@MichaelAvenatti @TuckerCarlson #BeSmartAmerica #Basta #foxDontBeDumb

[Callie M @HeyNoww_]

@MichaelAvenatti #BeSmartAmerica #Basta

[Callie M @HeyNoww_]

@MichaelAvenatti @jheil @alexwagner @Showtime @SHO_TheCircus #BeSmartAmerica #Basta

[Callie M @HeyNoww_]

@MichaelAvenatti #BeSmartAmerica is better than #Basta

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

Okay white guys, let's bend the brims of those hats. Play time is over.

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

When someone corrects my grammar, I remind them those rules were made up by a person, nothing means anything and we're all gonna die soon.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

You gotta be one sick fuck to get fired from a movie about a talking teddy bear who curses, smokes weed and bangs whores #7thHeavenDad #Ted2

[Callie M @HeyNoww_]

No 3839 e!

[Callie M @HeyNoww_]

3830 e!

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

'Let's Be Cops' opened this past weekend which has to be the most poorly timed title of a movie in the history of cinema.

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

Do I need to show a medicinal marijuana ID card if I'm already wearing camouflage cargo shorts?

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Watching 'Drop Dead Gorgeous' for the millionth time. @KirstenDunst @WillSasso @EllenBarkin @kirstiealley and @AllisonBJanney kill it.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Do you get the feeling that even Mormon missionaries go to Iraq and say "Fuck this, you people believe whatever you want, let's bounce!"

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

The people at Hobby Lobby are assholes and those who voted to let them be assholes are also assholes. http://t.co/iQFP7O3gJ5

[Fit Pregnancy @fitpregnancy]

Women who exercise while preggers are healthier 20 years later than those who don't. We repeat: 20 YEARS LATER. http://t.co/C5hz8vYBnV

[Guy Endore-Kaiser @GuyEndoreKaiser]

Tim Duncan is going to go absolutely wild tonight. Microwave a pizza, crush a root beer, maybe stay up till 10.

[Damien Fahey @DamienFahey]

Hey banks, enough with the "Thank you for banking with us". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

I don't understand why people beat their kids, seems much more rewarding to give them the finger and mouth "fuck you" behind their backs.