The worst SRNA

Goth girl who somehow ended up in the preppiest place on earth. SRNA. She/her/hers

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

Very convenient of that VW commercial to start its history in the 50s……………..

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

@comcast @Xfinity yesterday a tech said he was at my home and never showed up. We have STILL been unable to resolve this issue a day later - no reschedule, no explanation, no clear answer from anyone. Should we switch to fios?

@XfinitySupport

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

As the only upwardly mobile millennial, here’s my advice:

- work hard af, sacrifice your youth and possibly well-being to get a professional degree in a field w/a strong, sustainable job market

- marry into generational $, don’t sign a prenup

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

@MeeeChell We’ve all done it!! The important part is recognizing it. Early clinical days are so so hard, but you’ve got this!

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

@MeeeChell It’s scary at first but I promise you’ll be grateful for it in the end! And you’ll probably have at one preceptor who makes you wish they’d leave you alone 😅

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

@cardiopulmrn Honestly I think either is a great path and likely worth the loans and effort. I have no regrets

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

@cardiopulmrn This may be survivor bias bc I’m about to graduate, but esp if you have savings, with current salaries/sign on bonuses, CRNA school is worth the debt

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

Moving in two weeks and I cannot WAIT to be in a house again. I hate renting an apartment. Wildly grateful I (read: my husband) can get a house in this economy

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

Bought non-stretch jeans for the first time maybe ever? And I can’t tell if I like them. Like yes my butt looks amazing but they are platonic ideal of hard pants

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

Why is the only cool thing about millenials hating us and all the things we like

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

Wearing head to toe Lulu and platform Uggs. I am become mine enemy

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

Me with the newer SRNAs

[fluoroquinoloner @fluoroquinolo13]

See one, fuck one up, fuck one up, fuck one up...teach one while fucking it up

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

@rockthecasbah18 Fashion Brand Company nap jeans for big butts (sounds like a joke but literally what they’re called)

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

CO is a full opt-out state!

I think to think it was at least in part bc my husband begged his former Polis colleagues/long-time friends to make it so

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

@bentleyliz2 A fair point

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

Feeling more and more overwhelmed and I feel like it won’t get better til I pass boards

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

“Wanna hangout?” Sorry but I actually have to stay home and clench my jaw 24/7

[The worst SRNA @heynurse69]

When I was young and angry my fav movie was fight club but now that I’m old and use magic potions to put people to sleep it’s definitely practical magic