Omar Curiel

Señor Copywriter.
I like to go on car rides.

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The awkward transition to the Washington State Beef Commission promo by @heygoldy is my new favorite part of watching the @Mariners

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Cholos, cute people, a sheepdog that looks like Bruce Vilanch, an entire room of puppets doing karate.

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How are Oklahoma and Alabama coached by the exact same person?

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@KayceSmith @LauraRutledge Maybe he's afraid of public speaking.

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I want to see Luke Wilson and Billy Bob Thornton fight for wireless dominance.

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Historically, human remains from executed criminals were believed to possess magical properties. Teeth from hanged individuals were specifically sought after as an essential, "efficacious" ingredient in certain sorceries and love spells

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I’m not one to share personal details about my life, butt.

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@KoleMusgrove23 Love Cal, but I don’t give one shit about some dumb, subjective award.

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@JomboyMedia

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@MLB Will Smith with the big dick hug.

[Max @ColeYoungFan]

As a non biased baseball fan I've gotta say this was still the most electric moment of the playoffs.

Blue Jays fans will always have this moment.

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Jorjor Well and the Lodged Ball.

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Maaaan, fuck George Springer.

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Why is the grownup asking questions during career day at that school in the Capital One commercial? WHY?

[Beck @Upper_Beck]

JOE DAVIS: here’s Ernie Clement to open the top of the 33rd

JOHN SMOLTZ: that Alejandro Kirk sure is portly ain’t he

JOE DAVIS: Ben Rortvedt’s 116th pitch misses low

JOHN SMOLTZ: it’s the little legs that slow him down

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The Dodger Stadium organ is so damn loud.

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My favorite thing about football happens during a field goal attempt when the two referees under the goalpost look at each other to confirm that a kick was good or not. There's so much love and mutual admiration in their eyes.

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I bet hitting George Springer with a pitch feels incredible.

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Luke Wilson and Billy Bob Thornton wandering the countryside babbling about wireless networks.

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https://t.co/tF10TajMnu

This took a little of the edge off. I forgot that Kirby closed that game.