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My last words will probably be sarcastic

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

aperol spritzes

[Jessie Goetzinger @southernsgothic]

can i say the same

[culture @notgwendalupe]

cardi b at the met gala 🤍 #MetGala

[Em @hey_lookitsem]

I do not want a single “what do you expect men to wear” this year. This. I expect this. #MetGala

[shauna @wednesdaysadums]

me counting how many boring black tux’s were about to see on the men at the met gala tonight

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Aries on their way to tell everyone it’s Aries season

[lucy @lucy15445635]

If you were talking about #GabbyPetito a couple of months ago, I need you to be talking about #LaurenSmithFields now. Her family deserves answers too.

[🐝 @heyonlife]

@tmahadik93 Bet

[🐝 @heyonlife]

@tmahadik93 Enjoy!!

[Hayley Schueneman @bluesuedeschue]

Can you imagine a White Lotus set in the Wisconsin Dells

[Simply AJ aka Tom Bombadil @SimplyAJ144]

Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

[🐝 @heyonlife]

@tmahadik93 @princessadiha You’re 6’6, what do you have to complain about?

[Adiha💖 @princessadiha]

Men under 5’10 pls be careful the wind is picking things up again

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service estimates by 2050, the global population of emperor penguins could decrease by 26%-47%, depending on how emissions levels and climate change progress.
https://t.co/ILCF1luqrQ

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

now do the men.

[Cher @cher]

If Every time Men Had Sex,
They Risked Death, Physical Disability,A Life Altering Interruption In Their Education,Or Career, & The Sudden Life Long
Responsibility For Another
Human Being,I Think
They’d Expect A Choice
In The Matter

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.