New Laravel package!
Heyosseus/sloppy: Laravel-aware static analysis for the debt AI coding agents leave behind. 24 rules, git-diff review, a Rector and Pint fix pass, Pest expectations, CI annotations, agent rulesets and an MCP server. https://t.co/rSnwj94txV
@PovilasKorop Thanks a lot for sharing Sloppy, Povilas! Really appreciate it 🙏
It's still early, so feedback and PRs from the community are very welcome.
If anyone tries Sloppy on their project, I'd love to hear what it gets wrong or what it's missing.
https://t.co/M1HEZnMIcR
Just shipped Vacuum - read-only Postgres monitoring & tuning for Laravel.
Turns DB metrics into a 0–100 health score + actionable SQL fixes.
Catch index bloat, slow queries & wraparound risks early.
Safe by design. Open source → https://t.co/hOWT0B676L
Also includes:
• Automated CI gate (`php artisan vacuum:check`)
• Historical trends + forecasting
• “Learn” section — 13 lessons that use *your* tables as the example
• Works as standalone dashboard or inside Filament
13 rules that surface real problems:
• wraparound & multixact-wraparound (the ones that can shut the database down) • table bloat & dead tuples • unused / duplicate / invalid indexes • cache hit ratio, idle-in-transaction, blocked sessions, slow statements…
@taylorotwell casually shipping a broken app online. The app triggers an alert, which triggers opencode which writes a fix, pushes a PR, then OpenClaw calls Taylor BY PHONE on stage, who responds « merge it », and the fix is merged and deployed. All in 2 minutes, live on stage 😂
Our #Binance Angels made the #BinanceTurns6 event in Tbilisi, Georgia, one to remember!
From helping with registrations, to setting up games, providing on-stage support, and distributing swag - they were fantastic in every aspect! 🌟