Bill Miller

Former engineer/counselor/comic. Now simply living.

[Bill Miller @heypunkin]

While I respect others as, you know, “human beings,” that’s usually about as far as it goes. #misanthropyismisunderstood

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@SarahHuckabee What the screaming fuck are you talking about?

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Has anybody seen my crying little cousin’s balloon. Fuck!

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It’s a sad day in America when Tucker Carlson doesn’t want to fuck an M&M.

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I am the loneliest of political animals, a rational liberal.

Most of you people are just fucking nuts.

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@MikeMacRaeMike What in the holiest of holy fucks?!

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@MikeMacRaeMike Just for the exposure.

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@MikeMacRaeMike Got obsessed with it in college. A stunning movie.

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Gonna come back once a day until I see tumbleweeds.

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Psst. Elon. Psst. Elon! PSST! ELON!

Fuck you.

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cinempath: one who can only have empathy for fictional TV or movie characters

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@AlbertBrooks Yes

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Why are older men better in bed? Because we’re afraid if we’re not it’ll be the last chance we’ll ever get.

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@TheBloggess Been there

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The saddest part of this isn’t that Allen is a hypocritical Trumpfuck. It’s that with that level of wit he was ever considered funny. To paraphrase Richard Pryor re Bill Cosby, “Have some coke…and shut the fuck up.”

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

Biden was on 60 minutes. I heard he asked how long the show was.

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@marykarrlit Well-deserved. I’m finally reading “The Liar’s Club” after having read “Lit” twice in the last 4 or 5 years. My only excuse is that, being in recovery for 13 years, that story held more interest for me. Plus, in my senescence, I’ve grown averse to some “unsettling” art. Odd.

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@MikeMacRaeMike

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@MikeMacRaeMike The Foghat Compromise

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@MikeMacRaeMike No, it was Newton, cuz without him we wouldn’t have gravity and the bed would be useless.

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@MikeMacRaeMike Oh, I’m sure there’s a Cromwell somewhere who’d think of that.