John Ralston

I am the master of my fate. I am the captain on my soul.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@BoilerMuse Did you not watch the college football playoffs last year? They took over every stadium they played in, even Miami’s home stadium. I am a Purdue grad so quit making Boilers look stupid with posts like this. They are a winning program now. Save your trash talk until we are too.

[Perry Township Schools @perrytwpschools]

We had an awesome day at the Perry Township Robotics Invitational! All our teams had a great season. We couldn't be more proud of how they grew their skills, worked together, and showed sportsmanship Congratulations to the teams who took home an award. Perry Meridian 6th Grade Team B and Abraham Lincoln Team B earned a spot at State! Way to go! 🤖🏆🎮

[John Ralston @heyralo]

Thanks for showing everyone you moron

[Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswamy]

This is insanity. Right at the U.S. Northern Border port of entry, there are two signs. One says “Prepare to Stop.” The other one points to a “Hiking Trail.” I followed the hiking trail sign which leads up into woods that completely sidesteps the ports of entry on the U.S. and Canadian sides.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@ElonMuskAOC You are a criminal. There, it makes sense.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@ColtsLife Benedict Mathurin

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@cmclymer Wow, you really nailed it perfectly. I wish more people could see it as you do.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@NickAdamsinUSA You are not an alpha male, you’re just an asshole.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

Warming up for the 3 on 3 tournament. Top teams will be playing the staff team on Friday. The students are already talking trash…

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Lauren Boebert is so dumb she could throw herself on the ground and miss.

[Adam Feuerstein ✡️ @adamfeuerstein]

I still love Journey.

[Pee-wee Herman @peeweeherman]

Boop

(@incriveisconstrucoes)

[Kert Boedicker @PMHS_Principal]

Congratulations to Perry Meridian Alumni Caitie Baird. All- American! Representing Falcon Nation and the Cardinal of Stanford very well.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Instagram and Facebook are currently not working, as are democracy, society and a healthy sense of self.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"God doesn't want us to wear masks!"

Wrong, assholes.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@RealCandaceO Why do you always take the low road of name calling and ridiculous conspiracy theories? Be part of the solution, not the problem.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@RealCandaceO No one ever said the vaccines were 100% effective. I admire your conviction, but solving any problem requires compromise which comes from people being able to talk to each in a civil, productive way. We have to stop demonizing each other.

[John Ralston @heyralo]

@SenTedCruz You say it is unconstitutional to impeach a president after they leave office. But former President and founding father John Adams disagrees with you. I wonder who we should listen to?

[John Ralston @heyralo]

If you don’t follow @RexChapman then you are missing the true King of Twitter.