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Science is real.

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@laurenboebert A month on the job, and “God, please donate to me!!!” What, you didn’t get enough $ submitting false mileage reports?

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@laurenboebert I’m sure you were equally distraught when Trump fired Andrew McCabe hours before his retirement, eh #Qunt ? https://t.co/TBlJyGJHBd

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@laurenboebert So, you’re suddenly concerned about COVID but felt you were above the law when you opened your crappy diner despite cease and desist orders,eh? https://t.co/mMwqfEuxEV

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@spillygoat19 These moves by Bridich (signing Desmond 5yrs/$70M and dumping the best infielder of the century) are simply baffling. I see zero attempt to compete against LAD. Truly sad

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#InaugurationDay

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@laurenboebert Is this your concept of God-fearing Americans? The 3 in the top right are flashing White Power hand gestures. #stayclassy #Disgraceful

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@laurenboebert You wouldn’t know bipartisanship if you stepped in it. Resign please!

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@laurenboebert Can’t wait to see the full unredacted Mueller report in a week!

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WTF is wrong with @espn ??? Showing an empty stadium in a 49-0 Wisc-So Fla game instead of switching to @CSURams game?

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@theGROWLERS I went to both shows in Denver. Friday night was amazing, but Saturday night Brooks was a tad too tipsy (can't really bottle the front row for that). Really strong and different set lists each night.

[The Replacements @TheReplacements]

It’s true: we threw a buncha tapes in the river once. But these? These we just hid in the basement.

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I'm mocking @realDonaldTrump since he can't even plagiarize #FoxAndFriends quote correctly #smocking #resist

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...

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@Coffeejunkie82 @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends Maybe he should ask his wife Melanie how spell check works...

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Chanded??? Let's be candid, POTUS is a moron..

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Brandon Judd of the National Border Patrol Council is right when he says on @foxandfriends that the Democrat inspired laws make it tough for us to stop people at the Border. MUST BE CHANDED, but I am bringing out the military for this National Emergency. They will be stopped!

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@ATTSportsNetRM @Rockies How lame are the @Dodgers fans? Chavez Ravine is mostly empty! I've seen more of their supposed "fans" at Coors Field than bother to show up for a pennant game!

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@ATTSportsNetRM @Rockies ... And that's how #gerardoparra uses a man's bat! #Toyotatalk

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@ATTSportsNetRM @Rockies #Toyotatalk Still recovering from last night's 14-0 game, so I needed a mental health/liver recovery day.

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@ibrokemyserious @VoyageInfini @realDonaldTrump Nice job! It wouldn't let me quote and repost his moronic tweet but I grabbed (or should I say acquired) screenshots.

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Acquisitions? https://t.co/HRl3hTjRSC

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@realDonaldTrump Acquired the White House falsely. I think he meant accusations, not acquisitions. https://t.co/HRl3hTjRSC