Joe Kelly has announced the end of his playing career after 13 seasons with the Cardinals, Red Sox, Dodgers and White Sox.
Kelly appeared in three World Series, pitching to a 2.03 ERA and winning championships with the 2018 Red Sox and 2020 Dodgers.
So, @FieldMuseum, everyone gets a Santa hat except me, huh? And I'm just supposed to be grateful because I "have my own suite" and am "objectively cooler than the other fossils," right? Wrong. Put the hat on or I'll eat a class field trip.