Scott Rowan

🎥 Director/Producer 🎤 Host 🔧 Airstream Re-doer 😂 Me make funny times into microphones and cameras.

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@KhailAnonymous @Fandango still slaps

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@lesinski Tillamook for the win. #oregonrules

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Why does Marty McFly’s great great grandmother look like his mom in #3? Is it that the McFly men just have a type? #backtothefuture

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Prove me wrong… @SachaBaronCohen is the Daniel Day-Lewis of comedy. 🤌🤌

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Imagine how stressful it would be for the president if Air Force One and Independence Day were in the same cinematic universe and on the same day. “Welcome to earth, now get off my plane”. #roughday

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Why do I feel like an algorithm chose to play Enemy of the State on repeat on SyFy post #oscarslap ??

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Some kids pranked a school board meeting on some Bart Simpson shit and I am crying!! 😭😭😭😭

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Is it weird for left handed people to always we shaking hands with your non-dominant hand?? 🤯🤯

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I feel like if you’re an Olympic golfer you shouldn’t end up in a bunker. I suck and I’m in the bunker only a little bit. Also I’m very jealous. #Olympics

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Wait. Al Pacino and Andy Garcia are two separate people. Jeesh. Where have I been? #godfatheriii

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Lots of promos for @Disney #JungleCruise and not a single pun. WHAT WILL THIS MOVIE BE ABOUT??

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2021 me: my thermostat cost more than my 4K flatscreen TV.

2001 me: 🤯

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@SenTedCruz

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Texas monthly for the win. Thank you Texas monthly. https://t.co/so3knH9TNW

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It’s times like these I wish Tesla would’ve won the AC/DC electricity battle. Ugh. Thanks Edison. 🙄#TexasBlackout

[austinbloggy.bsky.social @AustinBloggy]

Austin Energy's social media manager

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Why don’t they just make kitchen cupboards that ARE dishwashers. Then maybe I’d do the dishes once in awhile, wife!

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I feel like the world is like “oh Omegle it’s crazy!” What about chat roulette? Idk. Maybe I should post about this on my MySpace.

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Do you think advertisers are like “the Super Bowl is like the Super Bowl for advertisers”? #SuperBowl