Maybe: Shayla

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

Just learned that Adam driver and Keanu Reeves are two different people! Big day for me!

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

That primary lesson where they demonstrate that your body and soul are separate and what happens when you die

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

Microdosing parenthood by getting a puppy. Happy national dog day to my real live teddy bear

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

Just remembered the irony of my prof saying Kobe Bryant’s death would be the biggest news of 2020. @BagleySUU you jinxed us

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

if I have to come up with one more stupid little dinner I will die

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

We all wait in the stall in a public restroom until the other person has finished washing their hands, right?

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

@marieswagyolo I forgot your last name isn’t swagyolo

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

Imagine all the thrift finds that never made it out of the garbage bag in the back of somebody’s car. RIP

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

People keep telling me this not a picture of Forrest and I do not believe them

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

Can we stop saying “sorry my cars such a mess” when it’s literally spotless? :) let’s lower the bar a little bit huh?

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

I live in constant fear that someone will throw something at me and expect me to catch it

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

@colindross @cathedralslut I feel very targeted by this tweet. I’m on the same tiktok as your mf mother

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

Just got engaged. You cannot IMAGINE the stress I’m under to come up with an Instagram caption 🙄

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

If you’ve ever been inside the Stadium Way hot tub you don’t need to worry about what’s inside the vaccine

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Me waking up with no clear election result

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

I know that Nevada is causing a lot of stress rn but I won’t lie I’m loving the attention

[Richard Ostler (Papa Ostler) @Papa_Ostler]

#BlackLivesMatter

https://t.co/3cLfJ64OiE

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Huge if true

[Maybe: Shayla @heyshay2]

Has someone tried using On Guard℗ for Conrona? Just an idea :)