HEYSTAR | Virtual Darlin😌🤩

Assistant | Chelsea Fan |

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

Yesterday My keke guy added me to a WhatsApp group chat of over 100 persons named “Loyal Customers”

It was funny at first, but from that yesterday till today he has gotten atleast 30 people booking rides.

I’m impressed and I feel dumb too😭😭
Damn he’s so smart!!

[Esther Ann Uduma @estherannuduma]

You just know that she’s never going to ask you to sell corn

[HEYSTAR | Virtual Darlin😌🤩 @HeystarIso]

Sneezing

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

What’s the first sign your period is coming that has nothing to do with cramps?

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m going to teach my kids that their sibling is the most important person in their life. You take care of each other by all means possible

[Raye @Raye_Hg]

I'm so pissed today! Imagine offering to pay a newbie social media manager 50k Naira to manage over 4 accounts! And these people really want the job, she took it. An African client from the Netherlands btw! These Africans who relocate and underpay are annoying AF.

[Ayobola Adebowale @YourBabysDoctor]

Dear pregnant mum,
It is very good to exercise during pregnancy, but no go dey do pass your self.

1. Whatever workout you weren't doing before you got pregnant, DO NOT start in pregnancy.

2. You dont need to hit the gym or lift weights. A gentle walk, a simple home cardio or a dance session all counts for good exercise in pregnancy.

3. If you do not feel up to it, don't do it. You are raising a whole human in your body and that counts for a lot!

4. If your nose becomes big or your feet are swollen or you aren't looking as pretty as Temi looks, it is alright too. Just make sure you are sane and your mental health is in good shape.

5. Eat healthy, move your body, have fun when you feel up to it. And if the craving hits, eat it but don't overdo it.

6. If you have been advised to be on bed rest, or to have only a little bit of physical activity, stick to it. Your safety and the baby's safety is all that matters. You will get you tea body when baby comes out

For men who want a pretty preggo who is always picture ready, have money and spend the money on pampering her. If you want a Monaco view, you will have to spend Monaco money.

[VEE. @veeiye]

I keep saying something changed after the lockdown. There’s been an unusual increase in gutter behaviour.

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

My papa don put CCTV for all e shops, hin workers dey my DM dey cry, but dem no no say na me tell my papa mk e put am, thieves. 😂

[◉⁠‿⁠◉ @f3ranmie]

those shop owners wey dey always add the address of their shop for their banner wey dey outside no know the kind help wey dem dey help people wey dey travel 😭��

[HEYSTAR | Virtual Darlin😌🤩 @HeystarIso]

@Fimbosky21 Imole lol, Imols for short

[Unstoppable Fimber @Fimbosky21]

Came back to PH to find out that people in my compound have ran an illegal light connection. As it stands, all the apartments in my compound is connected to my meter, and they’ve been using my light since I went to Lagos.

This jail will be unstoppable 🫰🏽

[2𝓚 𝓓𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓰 🐈‍⬛ @KayyyHope]

Finding out 50 Cent agreed to do an interview with ABC news station only because it's one of the few stations they're allowed to watch in prison. He's a menace😭😭

[Brother Mike @DeservedReply]

I'm curious. Was it not obvious that it will come to this from the beginning? At that stage of her condition, obviously this will involve surgery, which will definitely involve blood transfusions. Knowing her JE conviction which made her seek alternative treatment initially, I am of the opinion that they should have told her from the beginning that it will get to this, and ask if she is willing to follow through, before starting at all.

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

If this gets to your timeline
Kindly retweet !! Save a mother today !

[HEYSTAR | Virtual Darlin😌🤩 @HeystarIso]

@Its_Yhettyqueen So scared of this mehn, because she could lol

[HEYSTAR | Virtual Darlin😌🤩 @HeystarIso]

@kwagii_ 😭😭😭

[Abby🫧💕 @BigmummyAbby]

“It’s not you it’s me”

Who e wan be before?
Me wey perfect.

[Reaper 💀 @kwagii_]

Normal level 😂😂

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

Ned Nwoko Dey experience heart break for him 60s 😂😂