Stephen Henry

Very social distanced and tired academic person. he/him

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Me searching twitter and seeing other people also getting pending tax returns already, making me think it's not an error and we're just allllll done with tax thoughts already.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

It's cold. It's icy. You can't summon the Grand Raccoon.

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Yesterday Cinematic Universe where alternate-earthers plagiarizing "unknown" hits just keep dunking on Ed Sheeran in competitions.

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

I mean, it was obvious theater to pretend he'd actually fire staff but i didn't think they'd be given chance to prove disappointing so fast on this front.

[Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy]

TJ Ducklo has been placed on a one-week suspension without pay, @PressSec says.

[GoFundMe @gofundme]

Millions of Americas are struggling to pay for life's essentials right now.

Every day we see fundraisers for rent, utilities, and even groceries.

But GoFundMe was never made to be a source of support for basic needs, and it can never be a replacement for robust federal relief.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Taylor Swift has given us more Covid relief in the past year than the federal government.

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

@QueerlyAutistic @SFdirewolf I saw it framed heavily in the documentary as something absolutely abnormal in general, supposedly an end-of-life care choice in rareness. Like an variation of Eugene Landy's methods, rather than a more common abusive legal tool. Saddened but not surprised to hear otherwise.

[hey stephen ❤️‍🔥 @heystephencpa]

It’s always “wyd” and never “rtmswcbaibwatltdirybtpaibtpialsbjsy”

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i love contactless delivery they just throw the slop at your door and i run out like a little pig

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Why have coffee when I can have Cruel Summer?

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Man, I just turned 30. I'm too old to be staying up past midnight on a work night watching Disney movies and then spending the next morning fixated on #TaylorSwiftOnGMA.

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Has a student complaining about the poor quality of carpet in dorm causing allergy issues. I had to hold back retort about the water from my alma mater, but lo and behold I go to learn the city is in a major water safety crisis right now! Some things never change, yikes.

[Netflix Geeked @NetflixGeeked]

Big news! The creator of Over The Garden Wall is working on a Redwall adaptation for Netflix! I'm already preparing myself for the feast scenes.

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Never again to chile rellenos unless I have good authority from someone a restaurant does them well.

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Currently watching Synchronic. Every time I see a new Anthony Mackie nerdy thing I still find myself a bit shocked he's not too cool for such.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Mood

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

Would you like to hear a morning sea shanty?

#GroundhogDay

[Stephen Henry @heystephen50]

Taxes aren't officially filed yet, but they are 100% off my desk. Went fully free this year with @CreditKarmaTax and hope cutting the cord from TurboTax has no repercussions.

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

If you are a theater student, you have to say the word “visceral” at least three times a day. It’s the law