elissa

(she/they) hot girl/grubby little raccoon

[elissa @heysudes]

having a menty b gonna fuck off to idaho

[elissa @heysudes]

how do i tell my 19 year old self who got lyrics from Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac tattooed that i am in fact filled with fear and struggling to find the love in the world???

[Leo Sucks At Games 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @KittyCatFaggot1]

You need justification from a higher power to not rape people?

[kas @VHSdogs]

today, more than ever.

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

If ur not drinking 13 beers with me I can only assume ur drinking 13 beers against me

[elissa @heysudes]

especially when the bald spot wasn’t there before

[elissa @heysudes]

the worst time to notice a man’s bald spot is when his face is between your legs

[elissa @heysudes]

bought $30 of tamales from a customer last week that were dropped off on saturday. My coworkers left them out to rot all weekend instead of putting them in the fridge for me.

[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

every interview with jake paul has been like “im gonna kill mike tyson” and then every interview with tyson is like “god put me on this earth to repent for my sins through violence, i wake up every morning in a cold sweat and hear the screams of my enemies nd their mothers cries”

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

Since the department of education is going away, how do kids that require federal student aid pay for college?

Pell grants are gone. Head start is gone. Special Ed funding is gone.

I’m just curious about the Plan B for everyone.

[Nico The Lowly Tarnished @Nicosaesthetic]

Destroying separation of church & state, removing “HISTORY” from the curriculum, eliminating free school lunches, & no longer providing funding to public schools so private schools become the only valid source of education for the privileged.

The youth is cooked.

[kailyn wynn 🐈‍⬛ @kailynsremains]

if you voted for this man, know that i hate you and want nothing to do with you 😊

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

So it begins.

MAGA is about to find out how tariffs actually work first hand.

[brandi 🦋 @daysevermore]

trump supporters laughing at liberals for being upset meanwhile they stormed the capitol after their guy lost in 2020

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Kamala is going to raise taxes”

Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Tonight I learned something I’ve always suspected. Most people will support a rapist over a woman.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.