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[jxe @jxlara_]

Thank you @united for ruining such an innocent life, and for traumatizing a little 8 year old girl who loves and now misses her dog Papacito.

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

A drag queen dressed as Elsa just single-handedly freed a stuck police wagon from a blizzard in the middle of March. If that sentence doesn't perfectly encapsulate the spirit of Boston, I don't know what does.

Video credit: Christopher Haynes

[Ya Boy Chacon🐝 @YaBoyChacon]

Me begging my brain to give me serotonin: https://t.co/NNLwae39TG

[Morgan @captain__morgss]

Drake is for the people

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

🙌🏻 https://t.co/o1VayuOxn4

[keanu doing things @keanuthings]

keanu reeves drinking a corona & having an existential crisis

[nick @nickhansonMN]

maybe 10 years from now we'll meet again at a coffee shop down the road and start over

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

The Godfather is just a very violent Olive Garden commercial.

https://t.co/NnIBZYVZvv

[FMChauncy @ChauncySmartt]

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous? https://t.co/4d0cjiWRLV

[Drebae @Drebae_]

When I move too much and the filter comes off on Snapchat