savannah mendez 🎃

All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them, and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the Bourgeoisie.

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

@KBTXRusty I should have asked them to get all the water bottles I’ve lost to this storm drain 🤪

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

May we one day return to a presidential election in which millions of Americans may be disappointed by the outcome, but they’re not terrified that democracy will die and hard-fought freedoms will be torn away.

[internet mom @ashleyippolito]

good morning

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

@KBTXMax My heart is literally still racing 😂

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

Another one down. Today is the last day for Thousand Layers!
@KBTXRusty

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

I don’t even know how I communicated before the “🫡” emoji

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

I had to drive halfway to Houston to meet my dad so that he could give me my Amazon order. I bought some supplements to hopefully help my sick cat, but they wouldn’t be delivered to College Station for OVER A WEEK! They delivered to Houston overnight. This is crazy! @KBTXRusty

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

@amanda_stuff I mean I’ve never seen a duck do that 🤷🏻‍♀️

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

Anyone else with @TMobile experiencing no service in College Station?

@KBTXRusty

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

Literally me right now

[Drew Garrison @DrewGarrison]

Just know I’ll let the entire power grid go down and ruin all of our lives before my thermostat is set at 78°.

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

@ThickCutTofu Do you have information? I am a family member of Michael’s.

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

when you get ramen and they only give you half the egg…. where did the rest of the egg go…….. give it to me…….

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

How I feel about this heat.

CC: @KBTXShel

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

It will absolutely emotionally destroy me but I have some time to attempt to prepare myself.

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

Don’t tell my husband but I’ve just decided that I will begin putting away some money so that one day we can adopt a bunch of senior animals and have a pet hospice home. We will give them lots of love and treats.

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

Today I am anxious about: ovarian cancer

[savannah mendez 🎃 @heythere_Sav]

I am going to start a series called “Today I am anxious about” so as to inform people what I’m anxious about but also to point out the ridiculousness of my anxiety. 🧵