Malkin on his parents: "Before the game tonight, they were so excited. They want to watch a live game, finally. I know they watch every game from the Internet, they wake up at 3 AM in my hometown and they watch every game, they know everything."
@MShakeFactory@jakeguentz@penguins Never heard of a Jake Shake, but can you send that down to Raleigh? I feel like the Canes Fans need to experience this.
Downtown. Boulevard of the Allies. A man dressed in a Santa suit is riding a motorcycle alongside a group of others punching random people in the face. Caller was punched in the face by said male.
2, Be Like Japan:
When I ask people where they want to travel to: 90% say Japan
Japan practiced an isolationist policy called Sakoku for 265 years. They largely cut off the outside world resulting in a unique culture.
Once per quarter, practice Sakoku for a week.
2 drivers in Florida started firing their guns at each other in a fit of road rage for no reason. One man had a 5-year-old in his car and the other one had a 14-year-old. Both of the children got shot. Just like our forefathers intended when they wrote the Constitution.
Missouri Republicans passed new rules:
1. Women lawmakers are banned from showing their bare arms.
2. Women lawmakers are required to cover their dress with a โsecond layerโ.
The road to the Handmaidโs Tale world is lined with people telling us to stop overreacting.