Sarah Wolf

Food enthusiast

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

when you give a pawg a pinterest

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

This tweet was my greatest work, it’s all been downhill since

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

when you give a pawg a pinterest

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

AMERICAN DEPRAVITY: A child weeps while on a school bus leaving the Covenant School to go to a reunification center after a mass shooting. Three students and three adults were killed by a shooter who was killed by police.

📸 by Nicole Hester, @Tennessean https://t.co/zO001H4g5r

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

Thanks @DTE_Energy for going on 4 days without power and giving no estimate for when it’ll be restored.

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

No, I will not stop singing in the shower, my voice is too angelic

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

@meganl_s I’ll bring my dumb boots too!!

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

Someone give me a reason to dress nice and hold a dirty martini

[same username on bsky @ElenaBjxrn]

I just remembered the time I went on a first date to London Zoo and at the gate he asked if I would mind paying for my own ticket, which I said I would, at which point he pulled out a 2-for-1 voucher, so I paid for my ticket and he went in for free.

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

When you’re a child no one ever tells you how much of a luxury a hot sandwich is

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

“TikTok is good for hot people so they get to feel funny” 😂 I love @katya_zamo

[Weight Watchers @ww_us]

Congrats @adidas on losing 163 lbs!!!

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

And the same for 3 of my grandparents as well.

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

Okay I’m gonna try not to tweet too much about BiP but Andrew and Brittany are too fucking adorable

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

Wake up, bake cake, eat cake, go to sleep, repeat

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

@meganl_s We do!!

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Donald Ray Surrett Jr sacrificed his life trying to disarm the gunman, giving others time to flee. When police arrived, the gunman shot himself because he was surrounded.

Lawmakers are asking civilians to stand up to gunmen because they refuse to stand up to gun lobbyists.

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

The thought of snagging very early Halloween candy is the only thing motivating me to go grocery shopping today

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

I know I’m not dumb, and I also know I’m not blonde!

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

I just want my own Sandy Cohen

[Sarah Wolf @heytherewolf]

Can someone explain to me why they had a pirate themed Prom on the OC?