Peter

mostly tweeting things that aren’t funny... it’s my speciality

[Peter @heythisispeter]

the flipper pie is a metaphor

[Peter @heythisispeter]

who tf needs four cheeses on their bagel

[Peter @heythisispeter]

the thing about working kitchen shifts is my food tastes better because it’s filled with spite

[Peter @heythisispeter]

I’m in my “pig taste good” era #sorryrabbi

[Peter @heythisispeter]

I tried to retweet my tweet “I fkin hate pearl jam” but deleted it by mistake but the important thing is I fkin hate pearl jam

[Peter @heythisispeter]

i fkin hate pearl jam

[Peter @heythisispeter]

swear to god if they don’t soon tell me that critchie and fox are actually happily married I’m gonna scream #sonofacritch

[Peter @heythisispeter]

in my fashion girlie era but still a millenial

[Peter @heythisispeter]

art students I beg of you. look at your work and ask yourself, so what?

[Peter @heythisispeter]

lying thieving gaslighting self centred zero accountability... just my type

[Peter @heythisispeter]

unpopular opinion: ottawa is for lovers

[Peter @heythisispeter]

drinking at empty hipster bar on halloween with crazy train blasting on the pa >>> everything else I’ve done in nyc

[Peter @heythisispeter]

sad to report that new york bagels suck

[Peter @heythisispeter]

scariest thing I’ve seen this halloween: toronto

[Peter @heythisispeter]

because I dress like a youth pastor

[Peter @heythisispeter]

apparently I give mormon energy

[Peter @heythisispeter]

sometimes I out myself as a person who reads j crew catalogues #cummerbund

[Peter @heythisispeter]

people who use crosswalks are so weird

[Peter @heythisispeter]

I think the most unrealistic thing about tintin is his landlord let him have a dog