Tori Day

TU '21 insta: tori_day

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

obsessed with whatever the fuck glenn howerton does to every dennis line

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Momma always knows best- change the channel.

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

don't know who needs to hear this, but go to bed. he's not going to text you when he gets home from the bar. get some sleep and be productive tomorrow.

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

the US is facing a coin shortage because all the change is sitting in the bottom of my purse

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Uber Eats fucks me over EVERY TIME but they’re the only people that offer McDonald’s after midnight so here we are once again

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Please tell me other people played Carnegie Hall’s Listening Adventures in elementary music class

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

I’d like to live in here

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

If I took a pacer test everytime I did something dumb I would be too hot to care

[James @CaucasianJames]

every time i do something dumb i punish myself by taking the pacer test

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Some professors are just better than others

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

is it still social distancing if people truly just don’t want to hang out with you

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

I drank a redbull cause I’m tired and now my head hurts from the redbull which is making me tired so I drink another Red Bull and-

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Surprised? Not at all.

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

@Ethan_fo How do you delete Twitter?

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Brother Nature having malaria is like Steve Irwin and the crocodile ALL OVER AGAIN

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

you’re not in college if you don’t have a favorite on-campus bathroom to cry in

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Me waking up this morning without my phone, debit card, id, or dignity

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

Whenever I feel bad about myself I fill in my eyebrows and play Juicy by @DojaCat and I’m reminded that I truely am that bitch.

[Tori Day @heytoriday]

When you burn a candle where does the wax go? Like it melts but then it hardens again so shouldn’t, in theory, candles be infinite?