Umer

Part-time Time Traveller.

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Once, passion & obsession with a promiscuous god, led her to abandon the Temple of Another and submit to his way. Did devotion to her former temple become jejune & reveal no more magic? Old Ritual/ ceremony did not fulfill her. Metamorphosis was possible, so she became the Bull.

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Marriage can be a great Zen master (if you get lucky).

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Devdas

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

everyone’s comfort film is always a romcom

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Stop showing me ads I'm broke won't buy shit

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Namaz, which I’m sure all Muslims offer

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

How many to look after?
How much still to gather ahead
and churn out?
How much to go by with?
How much to go by without?

- U.

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Something called October
How many martyrs here?
How much is lost in the Neverworld?
How many deformed and drowning?
How many looking there
consumed by their own flesh?
No time, nowhere to turn in fact
What's the ask? Where’s the dare?

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Sorry about that. Normally I like to keep the state affairs separate from the personal but sometimes they can't be helped but superimposed. Rest assured your individual privacy is always secured; she doesn't have access, but she's a champ & a keeper; & I'm the luckiest guy ever!

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Account hacked…by wife 📷

Just here to tell y’all:

I’m the best thing that ever happened to him 📷

Now go follow the real star 📷 @Ummidontknow6

Byeeee 📷

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Account hacked…by wife 📷

Just here to tell y’all:

I’m the best thing that ever happened to him 📷

Now go follow the real star 📷 @Ummidontknow6

Byeeee 📷

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Oh won't you come carrying the same genus you caressed over my gueule once and paint over this parched tissue the warmth of your wicked petals? #SensualPoetry #SugarSpiceAndEverythingNice

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

I have suddenly decided not to get mad - at all - about this outpouring of rage against that poor, stupid-but-kind-of-funny girl. Good - get all that rage and heatwave out of your system and onto the screen. It's 50°C, for goodness' sake - you've earned it!

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

https://t.co/BckEruntBI

Why Pakistanis feel like ending each other these days

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Once again: I loved your threats and consequently more the livid cheeks they followed

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

یہ کونسا نت نیا عذاب ہے
ہر جنگ میں دشمن نیا بے نقاب ہے

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

بسکہ دشوار ہے ہر کام کا آساں ہونا
آدمی کو بھی میسر نہیں انساں ہونا

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Praise the stars! Plopped into the singular righteous nation, spoon-fed the infallible system, and baptized in the one precise sect with the exquisitely correct mystical footnote. Aren’t we the chosen few, smirking atop the cosmic lottery, my fellow Pakistanis?

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

@Blabidin Not you too. You were supposed to bring balance to the force!

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

@surfyawn DM’d you, janab

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

I just hope that they get her out of here on time, these blood-thirsty hounds are beyond reasoning

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

Gall saadi ji hai: no one deserves to lose their God-given life just because they happen to be a god-awfully stupid person. Reham.

[Umer @heyyouknowhat]

I just hope that they get her out of here on time, these blood-thirsty hounds are beyond reasoning