emily 🐝

freelance photographer & model. curious, creative, and figuring it all out.

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

I am very embarrassed, I meant to tweet this photo and send that photo to my dad instead to prove that I am eating sufficiently while at school.

[champagne papaya @TriForceBeers]

Who’s the IT intern that blew up the servers over at @SpiritAirlines and destroyed everyone’s flight plans this morning

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

why is V8 so good

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

@kandyman28 I look so unbothered

[Ben Kanda @kandyman28]

Got the privilege of dating a queen

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

@Delta

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

I am absolutely heartbroken - I dropped one of my @loopearplugs on the sidewalk while I was in New Orleans and it went through a grate 😭 out of all the places it could have fallen, it had to go THROUGH the grate.

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

Look at this smiling pupper. Happy New Year, y'all

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

They should sell deodorant at music venues

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

New awesome road food alert: @Panera's spicy chicken sandwich with pickled onion & cucumber added. 10/10 recommend, and it comes in a box that's easy to hold

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

The fact that dudes go on a diet but they call it "biohacking" is so funny to me.

Like if men started knitting they would call it "hyper threading" or "powertangling" or some shit

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

No, but yes 😂

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Instead of using a free AI app to draw you, why don't you just pay me, a real life artist, to do it slower and worse?

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

I want the world to have this nugget of serenity

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

I want whoever designs diaper bags to collaborate with whoever designs camera bags.

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

@kandyman28 this wasn't about you, but if the shoe fits... 😆

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

why do men use so much body wash at once in the shower?? like sir, I understand your desire to be clean, swimming in soap is not the way to achieve that goal

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

pay your artists. damn.

that includes knocking it off with paying an app that steals artist designs when you could, I dunno, pay an artist instead.

[Libby @LibbyFrame]

Tumblr just asked me to do an illustration for them to sell as merch… for free? Companies, please do better. God damn.

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

LOOK AT THIS. This is too much. Use a damn wash cloth. Try bar soap for once. Idk

[emily 🐝 @heyyyem]

Got my @Spotify wrapped and I spent 1,909min listening to @delwatergap this year. According to them, I'm in the top .05% of listeners for the year. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm their biggest fan. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/gKyYr3PnKG