HeyzeusL

I'm complicated…….don’t mind me though, I’m here to LMAO at the constant entertainment twitter has to offer.

[HeyzeusL @heyzeusL]

Viva El Paso cabrones.
Thanks to @LouTEPminer for the inspiration.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

Scrolling the timeline and liking every single USMNT hype edit I see

[HeyzeusL @heyzeusL]

@Brother_Loois Good on you. Fuck that shit

[HeyzeusL @heyzeusL]

Paydirt Messi?!?!

LOL

[Adrian Broaddus @AdrianBroaddus]

BREAKING: UTEP unveiled a new look for its iconic mascot, Paydirt Pete.

From UTEP: Paydirt Pete has evolved over the years, with the most recent iteration launching in 1999. New Pete has been modernized, while harkening back to the popular “retro” logo that epitomized the Miners in their ‘80s heyday.

“We wanted to give Paydirt Pete a fresh look while not straying too far from the vintage mark that our fans love,” UTEP Vice President and Director of Athletics Jim Senter said.

What do you think about the new logo?

[HeyzeusL @heyzeusL]

@NBATEPBOY @andr3w_tx Nah, Senter is stubborn AF

[HeyzeusL @heyzeusL]

@joeflaccoburner Really nice. Personally, I’d go with orange helmets, but other than that, Utep should hire you.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

LeBron telling Bronny he can’t come with him when he leaves the Lakers

[HeyzeusL @heyzeusL]

@UTEPFB No orange jersey?!

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[Casey Mattox @CaseyMattox_]

Of course not. You have to pay for water in Europe.

[Zach Lowy @ZachLowy]

FIFA had no right putting a two-hour gap between Germany-Ivory Coast and Ecuador-Curaçao. What do they expect me to do, spend time with my family?

[HeyzeusL @heyzeusL]

Ugh… I got centeled. Lol

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Bronny 👀👀

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

The last time the Japanese were exposed to this level of American culture they made baseball their national sport and now we have Shohei.

One can only assume that in 50 years some of the best bull riders and bbq pit masters in the world will be Japanese.

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

[george @StokeyyG2]

Me sat on my sofa trying to help Cape Verde defend against Spain

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

UEFA is playing like the SEC during Bowl Season.

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

Adidas are set to re-release a remake of Arsenal’s iconic 1990-92 home shirt.

The collection, expected to launch in early 2027, will also feature a ‘blackout’ version of the legendary design.

🤝 @Footy_Headlines