Jesus Herbert Christ

I am the reincarnation of a Jewish Mexican Gardner

Born to Greek Mexican Muslim missionaries in India.

Allen Snack bar to you all

[Jesus Herbert Christ @HeyZeusMuhammad]

@yura_elkin Wtf man...it was supposed to be italy... not fucking spain... @realDonaldTrump

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@eternalroseanne One on the left doesn't look real ginger

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@BigJ16633 Lol isn't it illegal in the states?

Isn't admitting a crime that he purchased sex from her?

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@RetroMoviesDB That's plastic surgery not vampire.

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Lol just let someone from my past know just how much they're gonna look like characters in the show.

Cause now he's gonna go spread the fact to all my enemies in the Spanish congregation

Mwhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah

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"Hey bro you got like 2 days to finish those 10-12 minutes you got left...you should like... procrastinate and make a music video for your show instead"

- Me for some reason

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Music Video for my TV show

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new artwork for my TV show

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new artwork for my TV show

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@KRL_defi_ And Angelina Jolie destroying him now makes sense.

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@PoorLilRoadie "hes probably some rich guy so all we gotta do is infect all the socialites and we'll eventually get him"

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@beckaliciouss_ Pffft I would take Daddario over Sweeny even in her 40s

Chicks a vampire.

I bet you Sweeny goes downhill before her

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@ObsceneSelene Did you do those awful zooms or did it?

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@YellowCatCraze @GunnyMMA @MollyOKami Maybe I just wanted to bitch about black people.

You ever think about that?

And I just said it to bait people into the convo

Eh? You ever think about that? No you only think about the Glory of Harambee

And that's forgivable

I too my friend.

I...too...

RIP Harambe

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@blacknredtext That's when communism run by the elites kicks in and unless you built off the grid and they left you alone.

Enjoy your 1984.

Hopefully Bezos Zuckerberg or musk arent total psychos

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@AcervoCharts It's Zendenya

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@AngelaBelcamino No one gives a shit about your double standards.

Women are encroaching on male sports including in the press box.

They're forcing a woman on every sports panel.

Why the fuck do we need to tolerate that but you guys get upset if a man reverse Uno's it?

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@Rianstone Agreed.

Cellphones didn't ruin things.

Blacks browns and yellows did

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@MrE_Triumvirate @YellowCatCraze @MollyOKami

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@PlisskenPatriot The priest looks gayer than a pride parade.