The Last Mehicorn

Resting Bitch Face O.G., crap photographer, enjoyer of fart jokes. Formerly politically ranty but still libertarianish and salty AF. 🧐

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

This is your friendly daily reminder that people are awful, our presidential candidates are the absolute worst, the sun will rise tomorrow, and we live in a world full of puppies and kittens. So put down your phone and take your dog for a walk, maybe?

[Jim Johansson @JimmeJohansson]

@samswey You should obey the law and have your papers ready.

[a newsman @a_newsman]

MSNBC is live defending the second amendment and the conservatives on twitter are explaining that the existence of a firearm in an interaction with a federal agent is a justifiable death sentence. I’m beginning to feel like no one actually believes anything

[DaCryptoCuzz212 @DaCuttyCuzz]

@MarioNawfal Lol that foo couldnt shoot anything if he wanted he had pepper spray on in his eyes and couldnt even move he had hella agents on him

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@MikeLowryBB4L @MarioNawfal Yes it is in the video by lady in pink above

[John @John170711]

@dylanmallman Turns out that the government is bad and it doesn't matter which side holds the power

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[Walter Omicronbie @shitstain195]

@kenklippenstein

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@GayPatriot Why are they *selling* their cars? Planning on taking that cash up to heaven with them or something?

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@DicksTrash It's fast. My grammie was given 6 months. She took care of her affairs, said goodbye to us all, was gone in 3 months. They gave her pain meds so she was never hurting. Just. Spend as much time as you can with them. When it comes it will be sudden.

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

"LOL let's see what the measured, informed and unbiased good people on Twitter have to say about today's air tragedy in D.C. They always have calm, well-thought out responses for these grave situations"

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

I mean, she did look chic but I remembered i had seen that outfit somewhere else before #Inauguration2025

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

"We spent a bunch of money during these out of control fires to put out all these political fires because PRIORITIES"

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

A lot of misinformation out there.

Just launched a new site to ensure the public has access to fact-based data around the Southern CA wildfires.

The TRUTH:
- CA did NOT cut our firefighting budget. We have nearly doubled the size of our firefighting army and built the world’s largest aerial firefighting fleet.
- CA has INCREASED forest management ten-fold since we took office.
- California will NOT allow for looting.

Get the facts: https://t.co/kgUOGhcC0D

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@redsteeze BREAKING: BIG CITY HAS CRIME

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@zakn I think Harrison Ford flubbed it. He almost seemed angry to be there in the film.

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

This seems important and alarming

[Domenic Radford @RayDomRad]

@growing_daniel Has anyone seen Eagle Eye???

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@zakn I think the first 2, yes. For sure enders game tho

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@kimmie_c_ Fair

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@GayPatriot

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@GreeneElizabeth @RobProvince Oh I'm a thermometer checker too, but when the 12 pound turkey finishes in AN HOUR AND A HALF AT 325 when you were just opening the oven for a baste and noticed the leg meat had shrunk away from the bone already....oof

[The Last Mehicorn @hezster]

@kristenmag @BSRefugee So is that "turkey feast for 10 for $58.08" because I, too, wish it was still 1994.