MY MONTHLY BUDGET THIS MONTH
1. Rent - 500
2. Wifi- 1500
3. Girlfriend maintainance- 20
4. water bill - 80 bob
5. electricity bill- 1000
6. Transport- 1700
7. Date with girlfriend- 70
8. Town choo ya kanju- 800
9. food- 8000
10. MMF- 25000
Nipunguze nini apa wajameni?
Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.
"In Japan a corrupt person kills himself. In China, they will kill him. In Europe they jail him. In Africa, he will present himself for election." ~ Prof. PLO Lumumba