When entrusted with the care and feeding of the Prince of Siam:
- Housemade scallop crudo. I said tiny pieces only. ✅
- Cold water, please. No. Colder. ✅
- Post dinner nap. Don’t mind if I do. ✅
- Feel free to sweep up the dry food I used to decorate the floor of my suite✅
Okay, I'm going to try to link these for everyone who's asked for a thread they can share. Here’s all five #DearestMartha Letters from the front (across from the mall), voiced over by the brilliant @NillBewton, starting with the first in the series:
https://t.co/PLkkpRafZm