Hunter Farman

Afternoon News dude on @1071TheBoss

[Phantom Menace @campaign_comms]

What did the COVID conscious lesbian bar in Greenfield, MA know that we didn’t

[TROY ☎️ @TroyCaylak]

Howie Mandel’s daughter was filming him next to a burning car and said “Dad, it could explode.” He turns around, it fucking explodes, and somehow they accidentally made the hardest movie poster of 2026. 😭

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

YANKEES SWEEP THE RED SOX

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

chips: we put more air in the bag

cookies: we put fewer cookies in the box

fruit cups: we have bent the laws of time and space to fit 4 litres of juice in this 250ml cup. God himself told us "stop, that's too much juice" and then we flipped him off and added more juice.

[°❀ @assemblers_]

i’m gonna miss seeing this grumpy man on my tv every week

[prezcaballero @prezcaballero]

Good morning, here’s your daily reminder

[rad @quickzote]

ppl will go “ewww new jersey” but live on long island

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Jack Smith: "Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump engaged in serious crimes against our nation ... rather than accept his defeat in the 2020 presidential election, President Trump engaged in a criminal scheme to overturn the results and prevent the lawful transfer of power"

[Craig @CS11__]

“How could i drive you off a cliff and then crash you into a poll“

“SEPERATE INCIDENTS MOTHERFUCKER”

Literal tears in my fucking eyes man. This is the funniest Hal & John have ever been 😭😭

[Miles Smith IV @IVMiles]

Scherzer and Verlander retiring the same week is the baseball version of John Adams and Thomas Jefferson dying on July 4th for guys my age.

[juan @JuanEditzs]

"mogo and i" this shit had me crying tryna lie on the spot so bad #lanterns #spoilers

[Seb @Redblueeboy]

Please stop posting that blonde girl that is reacting to that insipid singer's awful music, her face is 95% just gums and scares me so fucking much

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Liberty Biberty"

[The House of El - Smallville, Superman & the DCU @SuperHouseOfEl]

Almost that time…

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Cheese is incredible as a solid and as a liquid. I bet gas cheese would be awesome too.

[Jeremy Schneider @jeremyschneider.bsky.social @J_Schneider]

At what point is Taylor Swift, literally one of the most popular musicians in the history of humanity, going to stop singing about how everyone hates her

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

I was told by grown adults who worship an orange pedophile that this person would implement sharia law

[Hunter Farman @hfarman1]

Huh interesting

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Fun!