hfict

just a measly old regular boner

[hfict @hfict]

stop fish abuse

[hfict @hfict]

@ThatGuyHeCrazy he’s also the only man in westeros who knows how to eat pussy

[doomer @uncledoomer]

couldnt be me. you retards are missing out

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Cigarettes are actually so back. You knew who never quit on em in the first place? Asians. They knew this whole time that they were back

[Stormill (bobina) @truenitoenfermo]

#deltarune

[vandul @_vandul]

Didn’t have any beer for this so I just spilled a warm stew all over myself #pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Fidel Castro giving an interview, 1991.

[edolls @erredeemeble]

zyns taste like a tshirt you got in the mail

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[vost @foolibuster]

rooftop meeting

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

A "jungian dream" is when an animal shows up in your dream. Jung is short for jungle

[ed @rithsattendant]

My colossal golem is insurmountable. Leave me. They won’t surmount my golem. Colossal, I said. Let me be. It’s insurmountable.

[nu @erasednigga]

i be at work ugly as fuck😭😭😩

[epic cat looking galaxy glasses @FaggotLabubu]

I took her to my birdhouse and I beaked it

[trevor @trevorngl]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.