Hilene Flanzbaum

English prof, poet, writer, swimmer, dog-lover, leftist, wellness facilitator, and best for last Mom. love my daughters my students chocolate and glacial ponds

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Watched college basketball game--live--and I spent most of my time thinking "this cheerleader stuff is ridiculous and it makes women look ridiculous."

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Start saying it now: He'll to pay in 2018

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@allisondlynn I had one. It was delicious

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@susandapenn Lights up your pleasure center

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Nature or nurture I dunno but for me, bagels and cream cheese might as well be crack.

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@susandapenn What's the answer?

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There's a madman running this country and a bunch of demented old white guys enabling him. At the moment not quite able to take it.

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Nothing's gonna cheer me up except potato chips. Useless the rest.

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@allisondlynn Paul Manaforte. Easy one

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@susandapenn Inherited I fear

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If you are still surprised when powerful white men (from any party) act like trash then you are willfully choosing to be ignorant.

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@susandapenn No I was up

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@susandapenn Yum

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@rednecksatan Virus. Just had it.

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Looking for a meeting of Carbs Anonymous.

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Thinking of south beach Art Deco pastel lights people drinking tall drinks on rooftops

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Can everyone agree just stop playing Steely Dan for a while

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Something is always beeping.

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Have to stop thinking every woman that's bald has cancer.