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l/d nurse • volleyball coach

[SportsCenter NEXT @SCNext]

2030 QB Marshall Manning, son of Peyton Manning, just made his debut with Baylor School (TN) 😧🔥

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

In 4th grade, I tried to fake being sick by holding up a thermometer to a lightbulb so I could stay home from school and watch Day 1 of the NCAA tournament.

To this day, I still can't believe my own mother made me go to class with a 156 degree temperature.

[Squirrel Mama @Squill_Mama]

This is disgusting.
There is no way this severely handicapped girl communicated to her parents that she was a boy not a girl and wanted her breast cut off!
These parents are sick

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

The weather is conspiring against the ice cream eating agenda but we will not be silenced.

[killy. @broztitute]

There’s an old saying in Tennessee I know it’s in Texas probably in Tennessee

[Dr. Abby Johnson @AbbyJohnson]

For the record, there’s no such thing as a “cis-woman.” The proper term is “woman.” Everyone is tired of womanhood being trampled over just because a few confused men want to play pretend.

Women are women. Men are men.

[Ashley 🖤 @MsDynamic_]

“But she had children and a family!!”

Yeah, Charlie Kirk did too and you laughed.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

That's Officer Judy Hopps with ZPD you uncultured swine

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you

[jamie @JordanJamie]

me watching the chipotle burrito maker to make sure the meat to filler ratio is acceptable.

[Scott Kushner @ScottDKushner]

We really got to see Ohio State, Alabama and Georgia lose in 24 hours.

I’m already in love with 2026.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

Effective January 1st in California, it's illegal to declaw a cat because it's inhumane and causes chronic pain.

Yet a 13-yr-old girl can go to the doctor to surgically remove her healthy breasts.

If you don't see the issue here, then YOU are the issue.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Seriously 😑

[Aggywin @aggywin]

@R_Brauninger Someone didnt have polar express day during elementary and it shows

[Hasan Merali, MD @Hasan_Merali]

Wanted to make sure everyone saw this video.

This is 3-year-old Sterling, casually enjoying a torso-sized bucket of popcorn at a basketball game.

When his dad points out he’s on the big screen, Sterling offers a simple smile and a wave.

That tiny moment has brought joy to more than 50 million people 😊

That’s what toddlers do.

VC: phoenixsuns on TT

[lia @tallsnail]

unfortunately for my husband, I am once again firing up the janky cold war-era claymation christmas specials that shaped my psyche

my children will inherit this burden

[Punchy @BigOrangePunch]

Heard Ole Miss will be needing a coach