Surfer Girl

I ate my twin in the womb.....

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@zombiekicker what happened to @beermanboobs?

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@herdizziness wake up wake up wake up wake up..........I need you......

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Where's my @herdizziness i need her luscious sumptuous wisdom and sexiness...WAKEY WAKEY xoxo NOW!!!

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@Kat_G_xx @banksey4 @survivingmurder @Hotindallas @herdizziness @Hughes89N @drewillo @PlayfulTease69 I'll walk you out ;-)

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@survivingmurder @Hotindallas @herdizziness @Kat_G_xx @Hughes89N @drewillo I know :-( I wanted to...and put my arm around his lil shoulders

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@owlbacon hey girl, how's Houston? Hope you're well xoxo

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@YogaArmy @LavaUnited @EvangelinaMaria @amakeovermuse *hugs everyone*

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@LavaUnited @EvangelinaMaria @YogaArmy *hugs*

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@EvangelinaMaria tell me tell me!

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@EvangelinaMaria hopefully soon, not sure though but another visit is in the foreseeable future...whatcha been up to?

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@EvangelinaMaria everything is great with me, doll! How are you?

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I wish I was as curious about anything as this Trader Joe's cashier is about the coconut oil in my cart....just neveryoumind, sweetie

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Truthful Tuesday: I sneeze in 3s or 4s and sometimes pee a little if the last one is hard or if it's not...just love me

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@DR_bang_bang of course! What was your fav part/song? ?

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Yes, that's googleable.. that's all I'll say...next?

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You don't hafta SPRINT out of the room cuz you don't like what I'm feeding you! Stop being so DRAMATIC! Come back! - me 2 my diva cats daily

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@owlbacon what's shakin', Bacon? Hope you had a fun SPD. Mine involved green beads and cat barf (sexy I know)...how's you?

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I'm white but not earl-grey-tea-latte-all-soy-no-water-sugarfree-vanilla-syrup white...who am I kidding it's my favorite drink? Hahaha

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@owlbacon far?? Pffffft! A short drive, it's nothing, I know people who do it every week ;-)

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Ok I'll stop.....