Hannah

I love it when someone spins $1.00 on The Price is Right

[Hannah @hfoolio]

I wanna live in a world where fruit is priced by % of edibility. Bam! Mangos automatically on sale 60%
Dont even get me started on pineapple

[Hannah @hfoolio]

Stringer Bell and Avon Barksdale gettin ready to drop those red tops

[OnMyHype @loucabrera77]

MOBB DEEP

[Hannah @hfoolio]

@loucabrera77 Stringer Bell and Avon Barksdale gettin ready to drop those red tops

[Hannah @hfoolio]

It's the lifted Ford Expedition with the chrome wheels that lets me know you're a bad boy 4 life.

[Hannah @hfoolio]

#NewProfilePic

[Hannah @hfoolio]

You wear your thoughts and beliefs on your person like an outfit.
They reflect back to you in every situation and relationship because everything is a mirror.
Tip:
Every day do a fit check
about the mental outfit you're wearing for the day

[Hannah @hfoolio]

The auto generated reaction pics that gonna start coming out in about 2 weeks from all the people who forgot to cancel that free trial #AI
#Lensa

[Hannah @hfoolio]

I just walked into a store and out the corner of my eye I thought I saw a really hot guy. When I finally got a good look I realized it was a mannequin with no face.
I don't know if I need higher standards or a higher contact prescription at this point 🤷🏻‍♀️😆

[Hannah @hfoolio]

Is it just me that feels like a bird about to smack head first into glass every time they walk into a Blue Lemon? Who designed that entrance..a shower door expert with 3 pairs of glasses on? Good grief.

[Hannah @hfoolio]

I feel like 40% of adulthood is just deciding whether to say swear words out loud or in your head, for the good times and the bad.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Here's one thing I know for certain about life: Choose things that challenge you. Whether it's a job, a hobby, or even a relationship—choose whatever requires you to really step your shit up. This makes work more rewarding, life more interesting, and connections far more lasting.

[Tee. @Therealteajah]

We grown. Fix your communication skills.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It’ll be a shame if history allows one horrific event on this president’s watch to overshadow all the other horrific events on this president’s watch.

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[Hannah @hfoolio]

Just when I thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, guys at stop lights still think revving their engine and flooring the gas when the light turns green is what turns women on. 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc]

Why are 24 yr olds on dating apps? literally go to the park & give direct eye contact. These apps are for ppl in their 30s who are dead inside with commitment issues, damn.

[K. Creek @sgrstk]

Silence is for movie theaters, failed comebacks, and awkward first dates. Speaking up is for good sex, social injustice, and changing your fate.

[Hannah @hfoolio]

I just watched a quail springboard straight up out of some bushes and land on a 6 foot high fence. Stuck that landing like a perfect 10.
I feel like that bird has accomplished more than I have all year 😂

[Jay Whittaker @ItsJayWhittaker]

They took an L for this one.

[Jay Whittaker @ItsJayWhittaker]

“What did you do to fight racism back in 2020?”

“I checked in on all my Black friends for a couple weeks and did that blackout screen thingy on Instagram.”

- Some of y’all to your grandkids in 40 years

[John Fritchey @johnfritchey]

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.