h fort

im lame and you prolly are too

[h fort @hfortner98]

I think it’s funny how sometimes everyone is going 80+ mph on 95 and then other times no one is going over 75

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

being a best friend. is pretty easy. you just have to let them hug you. whenever they need to

[h fort @hfortner98]

Why are hot Cheetos so addicting

[h fort @hfortner98]

If Cinnamon Toast Crunch was gluten free, I could make the switch.

[h fort @hfortner98]

I've been drinkin' to remember and drinkin' to forget. I got I love you on my mind, I got Jim Beam on my breath

[h fort @hfortner98]

Purple got me smelling funky red monkey

[h fort @hfortner98]

No, you don’t deserve a Birkin, not even a chunk of change ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[angie @teaxtarot]

If a $7 latte is what will motivate u to get out of the house then it’s not a waste of money

[h fort @hfortner98]

i’m ready to run

[“𝙿𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚕𝚎” 🥒 @SaintJohnPickle]

Remember when Ms Frizzle took the kids to go get nutted on by salmon

[h fort @hfortner98]

I would like a round of applause for not going to the bar tonight

[h fort @hfortner98]

If you’re my male friend and you stop talking to me when you get a gf — you a puss.

[Bonnie ✮ @Babybonnieee]

CEO of ghosting people when my mental health is fucked up

[h fort @hfortner98]

y’all just wait till my hair grows back out 🤪

[Hunter Cribbs @HunterCribbs12]

You ever get mad at yourself like damn I picked the wrong friend 🤦🏼‍♂️😂

[h fort @hfortner98]

it really do be crazy how a nasty personality can turn an attractive person ugly

[h fort @hfortner98]

@HunterCribbs12 all the time 🙃