Abraxis

Loremonger // Scrawler of Graven Images @hackforsatan

[Hack for Satan @hackforsatan]

Badges are dumb. We’re making sex toys now.

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

@needtodestroy @Jacksjoker1 @hackforsatan Indeed it was foretold in the Enemy's most pitiful of screeds: "And I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, 'Cum and see.' And I came."

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

@Jacksjoker1 @hackforsatan What we'll "come out with" is our profanely disproportionate areolas. It will be an abomination.

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

@The_Stevus @hackforsatan There are no pasties large enough to sheath our sopping teats. We hang our tassles from nothing but our own infinitely-erect glass-cutter salamis.

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

@hackforsatan You are all saucer-nippled harlots and an affront to Christ. We thank you for your patronage.

[Hack for Satan @hackforsatan]

Badge update: shits all fucked still. We ARE still working on dope shit for you though. Really. In the meantime we have made merch available again over at https://t.co/NxqfY8Q1QZ

[Hack for Satan @hackforsatan]

Hope to have some fun news for y'all next week. Until then, how about some bible study? Here is "The Story of Abraham,” written, performed, and animated by our very own @hfs_abraxis

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

Something new for trash like you.

[Hack for Satan @hackforsatan]

Big things coming. #defcon #badgelife

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

I do a podcast when I'm not doing spooky devil shit. Check it out if you like true crime, dark history, and/or Texas.

[Tex Arcana @TexArcanaRadio]

ALL NEW--LISTEN NOW on your favorite podcast app or on our website: https://t.co/lbhVJjfqIZ
#texashistory #horror #storytelling #southerngothic #history #texas #truecrime

[Hack for Satan @hackforsatan]

Sinners of DEF CON Vol. 1

DEF CON, our phone line may be down now, but your confessions have been heard! The following sinners have been absolved:

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We are out! Thank you all again!

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

THERE IS NO GOD AND WE ARE HIS TENANTS

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

WILL WORK FOR FUNERAL EXPENSES

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

He looks at you like a spooked deer waiting to die.

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

You smile in red.

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

EAT

[Hack for Satan @hackforsatan]

First drop will be tomorrow. Run of 300. Badges are 100 again this year. To keep you degenerates occupied in the meantime:

[Hack for Satan @hackforsatan]

HFS2019 PLAGUEbadge #badgelife #DEFCON #DEFCON27

[Abraxis @hfs_abraxis]

"Badge Art MMXIX (HFS self-portrait)" by Abraxis [quill & blood on 5x5" stretched human leather]
#PLAGUE #DEFCON27 #hackforsatan #badgelife #badgedeath

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#summonsatanbadge #badgelife #DEFCON