minionlover

get out of my house

[minionlover @hfvir]

Yeah I’d call myself a pretty spiritual person... I’ve watched the Avatar chakra episode...

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

two drunk bitches telling each other “exaaactlyyyy”

[beatriz @suckerfordemi]

a filha da Demi mesmo, com a voz engolindo todas as outras vozes masculinas

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

So she got fired for… doing her job?

[bec @benepla_]

My sister on Instagram 😭😭

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

The Republican party is dead, Trump killed it

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

This is gonna be on fox news tomorrow morning

[brandon* @brndxix]

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[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[Phoenix Insurgent @PhxInsurgent]

This guy nails it. This surveillance technology creates a system of default suspicion, or pre-crime, as he puts it, wherein we are all transformed into perpetual suspects in an infinite open police investigation that never ends.

[Tuck Crave @tuckcraves]

everytime i come across a video of tucker i always expect dumb comments asking if his real name is role model, but i was not expecting this

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

This is 40% of the current electricity supply for the ENTIRE USA.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Just a reminder that President Biden made sure he appointed as many federal judges as he could before leaving office and is a huge reason we have been saved from some of trump’s worst impulses.

[MissAnthrope @LyssAnthrope]

Demanding that babies be born so they can suffocate to death shortly after birth in order to satisfy your uninformed abstract moral preferences is not actually moral high ground.

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

My bad

[Anthony @Catholicizm1]

Jews and celebrities. They need their privacy

[sparrow 🍉 @sparrowisonline]

an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

[kennedi @kennnedl]

this is so specific omg

[j @cutmesomeslackj]

@tayflorencism

[joaniiii @shutupjoani]

the password at my dental office is “bigsmiles”

[DenouementLawyer @Itsthatlawyer_]

Disney was way better on drugs. They gave us the BEST childhood ever