pijol

corporate slave.

[pijol @hfzllah]

Twitter saw first

[sem @samruzone]

Dah mcm husin aku tgok

[Hanz @fashionistaera]

“My dad bought me….”
“My mother in law bought me…”

Brooklyn you are an entitled rich spoilt brat who was provided for by your parents.

Since you’re cutting off from ur family. Time to return all the stuff they bought you…

What say? 🙄

[azrul gpt @azrulrhm]

If you find yourself in this situation, take your camera out, start a video, and get the rider to confess his mistakes right there and then.

I was hit like this many years ago. Like a dumass, I tried to help the rider and all, but other rempits around him was guarding him, blocking me from talking to him.

Apparently, they were all coaching him on what to say while he was lying on the road, screaming in pain.

That idiot then claimed my insurance, and I lost my NCD. I had to pay around RM300 in police fines too (malas nak masuk court).

[It's Amey 𝕏 @ameydeen_]

Quick story time!

Bijak betul. IQ level 99999

Alhamdulillah, Allah temukan dengan orang2 baik.

Kredit TT: aimanjohan1

[Promes @promes489]

This fanbase was actually mocking a man who was trying to fix this shit hole. We deserve the worst

[System Settings @app_settings]

the reason u don’t see windows laptops in public is because their batteries don’t last long enough to take them outside

[Zac @ZacZakirin13]

Okay je harga ni.

Nampak gaya mcm dia nak pergi level seakan Serai Group, De Wan, Cili Kampung etc. Target M40 and above dan international crowd kot?

Ni bukan level Wan Suraya, Salai-Salai, atau Ikan Bakar Belamy.

Kalau kita B40, cari kedai lain byk lg kt Kg Baru.

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

10 million british pounds richer and free of Manchester United football club. I'd be jumping for joy

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

Man City with injuries: don't worry Pep we'll sign Semenyo and Guehi right away

Man United with injuries: dang that's crazy Amorim, good luck tho

[Avoma¹ ⁴⁴🇿🇦 @w10enthusiast]

Checo Pérez: “Drivers like Lewis, and even myself, had a hard time adapting to these regulations. If an 8-time world champion complains, there must be a reason, so we're confident in 2026.”

Journalist: “7-time world champion…”

Checo Pérez: “I consider 2021 to be Lewis

😳😳😳

[F1 Jayy @F1JayyUK]

Someone’s dad “no one remembers who came second”

Verstappen “hold my beer”

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

i need to see numbers, tf ima do with a nothing battery? guess the estimate?

[SIDDGAF ₂₃ @Tfsgxy_]

Aik pi Jepun pandai pulak beli suica/icoca. Kena tang Malaysia, kita pulak kena kesian kat depa. Pala butoh.

[🇲🇾 @localrkyt]

Uishh seram baca komen, harap tak semua svc camni.

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

Max Verstappen executes the perfect donut with one hand, then drives in a straight line to park his car in P1.

There are levels.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

She thought he was giving up the spot but technology won with class.

[Sporting King @sportingking365]

This is too painful to watch.

[Aliff @syedaaliff]

sebab tak sedap, sebab tu orang tak support lol