Haley Gelnette

always seriously joking and rambuctiously soft-spoken

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@JoeyBigFly @HighitsmeMaria Not. A. Chance.

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@JoeyBigFly @HighitsmeMaria Orange is fucking gross bro.

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

If 2020 needed a shitty cherry on top, @cyndilauper and @theebillyporter blessed us with that. Wtf is going on??

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@kslater18 Look at that beard!! 👍🏻👍🏻

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@NBCSongland is just some famous artists taking some greatly written songs and completely changing them to meet their agenda. Absolutely fucking disgusting. The greats would be embarrassed for you. Garbage TV.

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

Jessica Batten from @LoveisBlindShow is an embarrassment to all women. Get your fucking shit together, cunt!

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

As I’m sitting here telling my parents how upsetting it was that I didn’t deliver vaginally but still endured contractions, mom looks at me and says, “you weren’t even in real labor so you don’t know how bad it hurts.” #thanks #csectionmommas

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

A reminder that the people “bringing the drugs” into America’s communities are rich and white.

[Joe Kennedy III @joekennedy]

22 immigrants have died in ICE detention over last 2 years. 2 kids died in CBP custody in the last 2 months. 15,000 migrants kids are held in custody. Donald Trump is right that we face an urgent, horrifying humanitarian crisis. He just leaves out the part about him creating it.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I love that the president, his family, and Fox News are scared of 29-year-old Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s nice to see Republicans get fucked over by a woman for a change.

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz Omg I just came. 😍😍😍

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz Get a strap-on and fuck bums for money or am I fucking bum that needs to get a job? Interpretation up for grabzzzz.

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz No one has ever told you that.

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz Sorry I missed it. I hope you got the meat sweats!

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz God I hope you find some friends soon buddy. #prayingforyou 😂

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz So sad. Maybe you just need someone to sit on your face. #signmeup

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz Probably not if it’s up to you.... 😂

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@adamnilz Go to bed.

[Haley Gelnette @hgelnette]

@stunnybunny My favorite reaction is, “I’m sorry what did you go to school for?” Fuck you and that bullshit.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

The laughter. The mocking. The utter disregard. This is why we don’t report. Women: we gotta VOTE like our lives depend on It. They do.