Heath Miller

Dad. Ad Man. Royals Fan.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

The Royals whenever their Fangraphs playoff odds hit 0.0%

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

Feels like a different headline could’ve been “700 people stay more than one day in Spain.”

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

Sad fact from this NY Times article. Having principles was profitable, just not profitable enough.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Any person over 40 realizes that this is the Marlboro font. The people in charge of this are clearly under 40.

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

Is Bob Costas Giancarlo Stanton’s agent?

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

@mahhcus I still have my Thomas Guide in the trunk of my car. It's a good-luck charm now. :)

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

12 year old me would definitely have this poster on my bedroom wall.

[Jason Hanna @JasonHannaphoto]

The @Royals shortstop @BwittJr making a diving stop during the game tonight. He’s pretty good at baseball.

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

It’s hard out here for a pot. For my #commonplacebook https://t.co/uImJxEjZXw

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

This casual reference from #marcusaurelius makes the budget meeting I’m heading into seem less daunting. #noseveredheads. For my #commonplacebook https://t.co/bi9xUOj2cP

[ADWEAK @adweak]

BREAKING: New Business Meeting Comes To Awkward End After Client Uses Just 3 Minutes Of Alotted 45 Minutes For Q&A

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

[Royals Review @royalsreview]

This should come with a trigger warning.

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

I do not like the Clippy reboot.

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

I can't lie... X gets me.

[Julia Ioffe @juliaioffe]

I'd just like to point out that, for 250 years, American presidents didn't need to ask for immunity.

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

I miss the local radio ads on MLB app.

[Heath Miller @hgmiller]

I like how you can tell they blew their budget on the model, because they couldn’t afford to take the boat out of the docks.

[John Long @janthonylong]

A fine addition to my #BadVintageAds collection.

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

It's only May 3rd, so the lifers know how much what I'm about to write means:

Th-

[matthew stasoff @mattstasoff]

if you stretch images in a deck you're a monster

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

I received SEVEN Democrat candidate fundraising texts today. Five of them are running out of state. I’m done. Not giving anyone a goddamn dollar. Stop selling my info down the line.