Hallie

[Hallie @hguards]

Perfect weather for a @shakeshackUK milkshake and a stroll through Olympic park ☀️😎

[Hallie @hguards]

No need for Botox over here https://t.co/c1dpeVRlQy

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps it all tight.

[Hallie @hguards]

"Nope, you never dream of making the pass" #teamwork https://t.co/hEU51QPGvb

[Villanova University @VillanovaU]

"Before the shot, there was the pass." #StrongerTogether #LetsMarchNova @nytimes https://t.co/6Y0Rnyv7uq

[Hallie @hguards]

Chugging water so that my bladder can act as a back up alarm at 2am. Villanova, I wouldn't do this for just anybody ✌️🏀😬

[Hallie @hguards]

Contemplating intentionally giving myself food poisoning tonight so I can call out sick tomorrow and stay up late for the #ncaafinal #GoNova

[Hallie @hguards]

@imalwaysallison no shame in the Sunday robe game https://t.co/1N1uejG5Fm

[Backstreet Boys @backstreetboys]

Happy Sunday! Hope it looks something like this

[Hallie @hguards]

@AndreaDubya88 move to Europe, we have a 4 day weekend

[Hallie @hguards]

@Holunabell @Evie24601 https://t.co/bCbA3lmxQA

[SHAKE SHACK UK @shakeshackUK]

Hop to it! Our Chocolate Easter Egg concrete is back today through Easter!

[Hallie @hguards]

Need someone to come get my life together like find my debit card and phone charger and jeans without a hole in them. Tomorrow 9am? Anyone?

[Hallie @hguards]

Is there a Guinness world record for eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's ice cream? Because I think I could beat it

[Hallie @hguards]

Thankful to learn tonight that my carpet is essentially the same colour as dried red wine. Noted idea for any future carpets

[Hallie @hguards]

"I've always been average at everything but I've always thought I'd be an above average mom" -Emily #TheBachelor 😂

[Hallie @hguards]

You don't realise how lonely you are in a foreign city til you need a wing-woman to help you stalk a guy you like that's out in your 'hood

[Hallie @hguards]

My Facebook adverts have gone from every match making service in existence to now showing pregnancy tests. Facebook, know something I don't?

[Hallie @hguards]

@AndreaDubya88 where and when girl??

[Hallie @hguards]

Why does The Bachelor gotta end with this cliffhanger?! I want to go to bed already 😩

[Hallie @hguards]

I'm so tired I'm debating sleeping with all my newly washed laundry on my bed

[Hallie @hguards]

Man to older lady "You must have been a supermodel in your days. Do you have a daughter? she married? Sorry, I just like a drink now & then"

[Hallie @hguards]

@AndreaDubya88 come on over! ✈️

[Hallie @hguards]

I need a house husband who makes at least some money, does my laundry, cleans, and cooks me dinner. Send referrals my way👸🏼