Hannah Underhill

Writer, creator, and dreamer at heart. | Jesus first, last, and always.

[Hannah Underhill @hgunderhill]

Hey. Friend. Keep fighting.

Tomorrow, roll out of bed. Plant your feet on the floor. Take the first step.

Keep fighting. Whatever it is, however long.

Fight to know Jesus fully. Fight to love Him deeply. Fight to obey Him joyfully.

By His power, for His glory: fight.

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*taps microphone*

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3...

[Hannah Underhill @hgunderhill]

"I hate the name Maverick. It's the name of a wierd dog I met one time."

-@shaye_dew

#StuffShayeSays

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"That's not an almond; that's a molar!"

#StuffShayeSays

Back at it with the legendary @shaye_dew.

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@CDawgVA @corbin_pattie

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@corbin_pattie @AerLingus This saga is INSANE. I hope they make it right!

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Coming back to Twitter after almost a 6-month unintentional hiatus.

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@andrea_is_me You just articulated my love-hate relationship with Twitter in a nutshell. 😂 Nuance is the spice of logic and rhetoric, and Twitter doesn't give much space for it.

[Hannah Underhill @hgunderhill]

@andrea_is_me I agree so STRONGLY with this.

However, do you think those tweets may more often be directed toward a culture that by and large doesn't value family and marriage like it should, and not at single women like you and me who already get it?

[↟ Emily Broome ↟ @helloemilybroom]

The feminine urge to have four children so they might stumble backwards through a wardrobe to a place where it is winter but never Christmas and eventually take up the four thrones of Cair Paravel

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It's Hallmark on steroids when the "champagne" is clearly Welch's Sparkling Grape Juice.

#HannahWatchesHallmark

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"So you're really going to leave? Just like that?"

Whoops, didn't realize getting accidentally stuck in a log cabin for three days with a stranger gets you into an unspoken contractual agreement where you can't "just leave"

#HannahWatchesHallmark

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@JakeTellStories I'll have to check it out. 👌

[Hannah Underhill @hgunderhill]

Ah.

Mr. Big City Businessman's secretary RSVP'd him for TWO tickets to the annual holiday party.

Time to go spill your mocha on a random girl in a coffee shop, my dude.

#HannahWatchesHallmark

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Okay, so they've held hands AND he put his arm around her on the couch, but there have been exactly ZERO almost-kisses prior.

What is this, real life?

#HannahWatchesHallmark

[Hannah Underhill @hgunderhill]

@JakeTellStories I haven't! Where can I watch it?

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Please note:

Cutesy snowball fights almost always end in *almost* kisses.

This is a scientifically-verified fact.

#HannahWatchesHallmark

[Hannah Underhill @hgunderhill]

An unexpected snowstorm forces Big City Businessman and Small Town Sarah (no, literally, Sarah is her name) to spend 3 nights together in a secluded cabin in the woods.

I'm sure they'll emerge as, like, totally platonic investment partners or something.

#HannahWatchesHallmark

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Him: "Well, I guess I'll see you in COURT!"

Her: "Then it's a DATE!"

Because that's totally how I would respond if someone told me they were taking me to court.

#HannahWatchesHallmark

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The three-wick @bathbodyworks Mahogany Balsam candle is lit, cozy sweatpants are on, and there's a box of chocolates within reach.

No doubt about it, I am ready to get hurt again [by another cheesy Hallmark movie].

#HannahWatchesHallmark

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@katielaitkep Thank you, friend. It's good to be back.

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Hallmark guy breaks leg skiing less than 100 yards from ski lodge. Refuses to ask for help.

Hallmark girl's rational response: "I LOVE YOU BRANDON AND I AM GOING TO GET HELP BECAUSE I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE YOU."

Ah, yes, that 80% broken leg death rate.

#HannahWatchesHallmark