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[Joke of The Day @hh686879]

✅ Verifying my account on #CMK with the nickname: "hh6868" 👉 Learn more about @tokeroexchange! #TOKERO #CMK #Tap2Win #TMOON #CryptoMayorsKombatbyTOKERO

[Joke of The Day @hh686879]

Bybit ???? #Bybit #Picoin #PiNetwork

[Joke of The Day @hh686879]

🚀 Farm $CATI, $HMSTR, $DUCKS, $CAPY, Tomarket, $Blum, $Major, $NOT, $DOGS?💰 @meme_capybara is future! Join https://t.co/hXo6ebYxOn

[$SUGAR Boy (CTO) @sugarboycoin]

$SUGAR Season 1 is here! 🍭

Time to unleash your inner Sugar Boy—tap, climb, and cash in on sweet rewards! 🍬

Can you top the leaderboard and reign supreme?

Play here: https://t.co/nGaY03CIBK

[Joke of The Day @hh686879]

✅ I've successfully completed the KYC process on @DoctorX_Meme. #DoctorX #MultiversX $DRX @Binance @OKX @Bybit_Official @Coinbase @Official_Upbit @HTX_Global @Gate_io @Kucoincom @bitgetglobal

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

🎙️🟪Hey GOATS fam, we're about to have a legendary space with @tommyunchain the G.O.A.T

It’s time to level up and strengthen the bond within our GOATS community by opening up more honest dialogue and sharing.

Let’s get real about what sets $GOATS apart from the rest and what's next on the horizon for GOATS community. Don’t miss out!

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

🐐 GOATS Horde Campaign: A Fam Time! 🐐

Ayo Fam, let’s dive into the real GOAT grind! This is your moment to stack up $TON and flex that T pass like a true degen. Time to make your mark and take your rewards! 🏆💸

🔥 Your Mission:
1️⃣ Smash that link 👉https://t.co/z7eS2b7s2h – Get in, complete the event
2️⃣ Throw 🐐 in your TG name
3️⃣ Retweet this post!
4️⃣ Drop a spicy A Pass screenshot in the comments

💰 Prize Pool: 50 $TON – Top 100 A Gang Legends! 💰

⏳ Timeline: Oct 25th - Oct 28th

🔥 How to Enter:
💥 Finish ALL missions = 1 Entry
💥 Hit A Pass Milestones in G.O.A.T.S pass for Extra Entrances:
Milestone I = 1 Entry
Milestone II = 2 Entries
Milestone III = 5 Entries

[Joke of The Day @hh686879]

⭐️ Đồng tiền lôi cuốn nhất, xứng đáng với meme trên blockchain MultiversX đã có mặt!

🎁 Tham gia DoctorX và nhận 2000 đồng DRX khi bạn đăng ký.

🔥 Đơn giản, thú vị và bổ ích! https://t.co/3DTZMD2FWy

[Ice Open Network @ice_blockchain]

📱 The average smartphone user taps 3,000 times a day. If you're doing that for free, you're missing out!

🚀 Introducing @DoctorX_Meme, the first Tap-to-Earn app on @MultiversX, powered by #IceOpenNetwork's advanced mining technology.

👉 Join now: https://t.co/Xih0U3HSYh

⭐️ This launch marks a huge step for our #TapToEarn ecosystem, expanding across a new chain, one that can truly support millions of concurrent users and actions on-chain.

💥 Join now and earn 2,000 $DRX! With 75% of tokens allocated to the community, it's the perfect time to tap in! 🌐🚀

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

Whassup GOATS!? 🐐🔥

The ride’s getting WILD with that fresh new update in GOATS, but hold up... the REAL action’s in TON Faucet Frenzy Phase 5! 💦💎$MAJOR fam don't miss this !!!

💰 50 $TON up for grabs for the next 100 $MAJOR degen legends! Don’t sleep on your FREE $TON! 🚀

Grab your $GOATS for your $TON: https://t.co/z7eS2b7s2h

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

🎢 GOATS ULTIMATE UPGRADE: BIGGER WINS, BIGGER DEGEN

GOATS🐐, it’s time to level up with a full-blown upgrade, and the action’s about to get hotter than ever! Here’s the breakdown:

1️⃣ TONPark Ticket 🎫 is now your golden pass! You get to choose – take your shot at the Lottery 🎲 or spin the upgraded Wheel 🎰 – either way, it’s a win!

2️⃣ Spinning Revamped – we’ve cut down the number of prizes but cranked up the value on each one. Now, with every spin, you’ll be bagging:
- Massive $GOATS hauls 💰
- Larger $TON piles 🪙
- Extra TONPark Tickets to keep the action rolling 🎟

3️⃣ Lottery Update – every Lottery Ticket now converts to 1 TONPark Ticket to stack those wins 📱

Step into the park and start raking in the rewards!
🎢🚀 LET’S GO GOATS: https://t.co/WxYSHzuJDj

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

TON FAUCET FRENZY PHASE 5: $MAJOR TAKEOVER 🪙💥

Ready to stack up? $MAJOR gang, this is your golden moment! GOATS are dropping FREE $TON to fuel your bags before the $MAJOR storm hits! 🤑🔥

💎 50 $TON waiting for 100 degen $MAJOR hustlers who are hungry enough to grab it!
⏳ Deadline: 4AM UTC, Oct 5th—don’t miss your shot!

Here’s how to lock it down:
1️⃣ Smash those Phase 5 missions in https://t.co/z7eS2b7s2h
2️⃣ Retweet this fire and spread the vibes! 🔥
3️⃣ Show off your $MAJOR balance in the comments. Let ‘em know who’s boss! 💪

Move fast, fam! Scoop that $TON before it’s gone! 🪙💰 LET’S GO!

[Joke of The Day @hh686879]

I was fired as a Hamster CEO, but the Tomarket farms welcomed me with open arms and a generous gift! 🍅

If you're new, sign up now and claim your welcome gift: https://t.co/zkz8PB6Xez

[Activity @Activity_ton]

#NewActivity

• Users are upset with Catizen Airdrop 🎮

Don't forget to enter Binance Launchpool to farm more

• GAMEE finished farm of $WAT

Updates will be in 7 days 💰

• An attempted attack on Donald Trump in Florida

No harm, just a 1% Polymarket bump 😤

#catizen #wat #major #telegram #Trump

[TOK Kombat @TOKKombat]

🐹 Hey Hamster Fam,

If you’ve gained big from #HamsterKombat, you have 2nd chance to win big in #TONKombat.
If you’ve not been qualified for #HamsterKombat airdrop despite playing hard, go grab what you deserved in #TONKombat.

🐹 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐚𝐥
🐹 𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 (invite 2 more frens to claim this limited equipment and dominate the battlefield)

⚠️ 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬-𝐔𝐩: You can only claim Wings from 11 AM UTC today, Sep 26th.

𝗛𝗮𝗺𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 is on top! Which House is next in line for the special rewards?

[OKX @okx]

That feeling you get when you share the airdrops you’re excited for this week.

Whatcha got?

[Binance @binance]

if you could send a text to the market right now, what’d you say?

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

🚨 1 HOUR LEFT! 🚨

TON Faucet Frenzy Phase 3 is about to wrap! ⏳🐐💨

With 8,344,234 participants already in the mix, it’s time to bring that degen energy! ⚡️

$HMSTR fam, it’s your LAST chance to dive in! Be QUICK or be left in the dust! 🐹💥
Want that sweet $TON? Be $GOATS and make it yours before time runs out! 💰🔥

Get moving, fam, the finish line is calling! 👉https://t.co/z7eS2b7s2h

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

GateWeb3 ✖️ GOATS Airdrop is LIVE! 🚀🐐

🔥 10,000 GOATS Points are up for grabs, fam—time to secure your piece of the pie! 🍰💰

⏰ Airdrop Time: Sept 25 - Oct 25
Don’t sleep on this, degens—jump in and get those GOATS Points! 🐐💸

Don't forget to check out $GOATS today: https://t.co/z7eS2b7s2h

More info below 👇

[GOATS 🐐 @GOATS_immortal]

TON FAUCET FRENZY PHASE 4: IT'S $CATS TIME, FAM! 😼💥

Yo $CATS gang, the time’s NOW! GOATS are throwin’ down some FREE $TON to fire up your stacks before the Cats show coming! 🤑🔥 Cats don’t just roll, we TAKE OVER!

💎 50 $TON in the pot for 100 degen $CATS warriors ready to scoop it up!
⏳ Deadline: 4AM UTC, Sep 30th.

How to secure your bag:
1⃣ Smash this link 👉 https://t.co/z7eS2b7s2h and wreck the TON Faucet Frenzy Phase 4 missions.
2⃣ Retweet this and spread the flames. 🔥
3⃣ Flex that $CATS balance screenshot in the comments. Show the world who’s boss! 💪

Don’t sleep! Grab that $TON bag before it’s gone! 💰 Let’s run it