Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA

5 o’clock somewhere, Storage Wars enthusiast, Drake “Drake Maye” Maye, Reply Merchant

[Little Kevin 5, cpa @pootsobotka]

POV: it’s September 5th 2026

- you just woke up after staying in last night and you feel like a million bucks
- hit the gym quickly and a good sauna session
- grab a bacon egg and cheese from the local
- text your boys what are we taking today?
- catch the last few minutes of college gameday while you have your coffee (black) and BEC. The kid misses the field goal
- bet on Indiana -34.5 against north Texas. It obviously misses by a field goal.
- it’s fine you’ll regroup for the 3:30 slate and hit a bar vibes will be up
- your boys little brother is a freshman at Texas so take their team total over. Arch is obviously going to bounce back right?
- they cover the spread but the over misses. Just awful
- grab pizza and double down on LSU in Death Valley against Clemson. They win but don’t cover. Down 4 units to start the year is brutal.
- the Hawaii game stares at you for the get right game. Place a bet and fall asleep at halftime. You wake up Sunday and it hits. Only down three units you think to yourself… could’ve been way worse and besides at least football is back

We’re so fucking close

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

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[miami dolphins @ilubnewcastle]

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[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

@Mike_kim714 @Cadillac 100

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

@danawhite @ufc investigate Reyes and walker for that bullshit. They definitely had fight to go distance #ufc327

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

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[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

@ilubnewcastle @NUFC Get this guy a kit @NUFC

[Kmac @KMaC703]

Making me watch Bad Bunny when my team has 50 yards of offense is probably worse than getting waterboarded

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

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[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

@RapSheet Hall of fame doesn’t mean anything. Pro bowl doesn’t mean anything. And I guess the awards also mean nothing.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Look who I ran into on the streets of San Francisco… Rich Freakin’ Gannon!

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

Liverpool 2-2 Qarabağ
Man City 3-1 Galatasaray
Monaco 2-1 Juventus
Napoli 2-2 Chelsea
Pafos 0-0 Slavia Praha
PSG 3-1 Newcastle
PSV 2-2 Bayern
Union SG 1-3 Atalanta

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

Ajax 1-2 Olympiacos
Arsenal 3-0 Kairat Almaty
Athletic Club 1-3 Sporting CP
Atletico Madrid 3-1 Bodø/Glimt
Dortmund 2-2 Inter
Barcelona 4-1 Copenhagen
Benfica 0-3 Real Madrid
Club Brugge 2-2 Marseille
Frankfurt 1-1 Tottenham
Leverkusen 3-0 Villarreal

[MayeIsKing @MayeIsKing_]

COME OUTSIDE STINGLEY UR DADDY BOUTTE JUST CAME HOME WITH THE BELT

[Underdog @Underdog]

Kayshon Boutte earlier this week:

“I wouldn’t say one of the toughest [defenses]. At the end of the day, we know we are gonna get man coverage. Gotta beat it, it’s that simple.”

Tonight:
3 catches
75 yards
1 TD

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Repsect to tony romo its tough to call a game when your drunk and dont really care

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

@ilubnewcastle What idiot would pick man city in the derby! Find a new hobby pal

[Hutch “Jonesy” Hutchinson, CFA @hhjonesy]

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