imagine it’s your day in court for a horrible crime you didn’t commit. your lawyer is late, you haven’t even met them yet. then the doors swing open, and it’s a fucking golden retriever in a suit. your heart sinks. you realize you are in air bud 14: attorney at paw. you weep
@BUUUUUGGGGG dude have you seen the guy on tiktok whos like "dude you get to have a steak prepared by gordan ramsey and you get 800 million dollars but the cow its from was cute would you do it"