Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts

Twitter?? I hardly know 'er!

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

I call it "Yep, This One's Doin' Numbers"

[Elías @EliasZamoranoCL]

¿Cómo? ¿La empresa Zoom tiene un edificio? ¿No se reúnen por Zoom?

[tatum @planetgraves]

I'm not sure if you lot remember but they actually did do surgery on a grape

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

Alright alright....since we're on the topic and it happens to be Bi Visibility Day I suppose it's time to share this piece I had done around that time years ago based on this very subject, the result when one finds such community from Reddit

Ah 2020 Pride...it sure was something

[dani (-4.4/6) @g0th0rexic]

remember when sweater weather used to mean you were bisexual

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

@lordratsquirt And to the ladies reading this, a "portmanteau" is

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

@knowyourmeme

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

The road to hell is paved with evil pavement

[Shivers @thinkingshivers]

American and British cars each have their advantages.

For example, it’s easier to play the flute while driving in American cars, but easier to play guitar while driving in British cars.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

His greed sickens me. He does not need that many pens in his ear.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

only real ones remember these apps

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Twenty-five years ago today, we lost 2,977 souls and in the years since, thousands more to illnesses caused by the attack on our country.

This morning, Jill and I hold close the families who carry that loss every day. We honor the heroes of September 11th: the firefighters and police officers who rushed into the towers and the Pentagon, the passengers who fought back over Shanksville, and the generation that stepped up to serve in the aftermath.

Even now, we remember the greatest lesson of one of our nation's darkest days: at our most vulnerable, unity is our most powerful strength.

We will never forget.

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

the first person to figure out you could eat in front of the tv must've been like fuck yeah fuck yes

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

at the club asking where the recycling bin is

[Chisom Ogamba, PhD @CP_Ogamba]

I’m part of the 30k people that bookmarked this. Life is all about learning… improving your skills, & learning new ways to please your woman.

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

How soon after lovemaking is it acceptable to open Twitter

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

@adamtotscomix "...come looking for it claiming it's theirs..." quadruple even

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

@adamtotscomix "Anyway, somebody left their wallet on the sidewalk outside...if they come looking for it, can you return it to them?" for the triple whammy

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Now stay that way forever 😃

[Haver of Too Many Sweatshirts @hi_Heather_here]

This segment like halfway through Duck Amuck has got to be a contender for me!

[Corby! (SFX COMMS OPEN) @CorbyVo]

Whole tl is talking about Looney Tunes so heres my favorite joke ever

[Chuddite @NotCoopieSelf]

🚨 HYBE announced that YOU have entered a hiatus and will leave KATSEYE for an indefinite period of time.

(source: TMZ)