Admiral Blackbar

Don't get mad at me man, I'm just doing the speed limit. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jess @abolish_jess]

i’m not the worst off financially but i do think if an upper class person swapped places with me for a month they’d k*ll themselves

[ECB @EastCoastBucky]

Imagine this:

3 beers at the hotel bar

Now imagine this:

3 more beers at the hotel bar

[Neet @neet_sol]

pro tip: your salary stays the same whether you're stressed or couldn't care less

[Cj @LakerCj]

LeBron chose to sign with the Lakers when they had the worst record in the NBA the previous 5 seasons. He’s a Lakers through and through. Get over it.

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

Unfortunately, Windy has been on an absolute heater this month with spitting facts.

[JayTakes @SportsWithJay0]

Brian Windhorst with another gem about LeBron James and the Goat debate:

“Do you think one person, would believe- who thinks Jordan is ahead of LeBron would say oh he’s won with 4 different teams alright he’s #1. It’s a fake argument, nobody would ever give him credit for that. We have had 8 different champions in the last 8 years, and LeBron has been to 8 straight finals. Has anybody said oh boy he’s been to 8 straight finals he’s pretty good, no. No one has said that. Because they’ve already decided. There’s no one that’s gonna be swayed. They just want to hear your argument so they can state their argument. If they go 82-0 and win the championship, nobody that already believes Jordan is better is going to put LeBron ahead of him. It’s a fake argument, next topic.”

- @WindhorstESPN

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

Got me.

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

When I tell you that you will never guess where this goes, you will never guess where it goes

I can’t stop watching it 😂😂

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

Probably the only thing that would have a chance at stopping Dr. Doom. 😂😂😂

[Jay @ThisIsJay216]

Yeah he ain’t gotta worry about getting a bond after that 💀

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

People saying they’re Laker fans again now that Lebron is gone are some of the lamest people to associate with on this app.

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

10/10 Tweet.

[Sinking @EisakuOtomo]

LeBron winning a championship everywhere he’s played vs Embiid never playing in a conference final

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

Electric.

[xSteve Harvey-Oswaldx @sxe_Nico]

I would’ve probably run through a wall when he brought out the 2nd ramekin if I’d been there

[mus @_seamusharvey]

"you gotta see the odyssey in imax 70mm"

i will be watching it in 3-5 months on the back of a Delta seat, thx

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Someone said America has become a torture chamber for smart people, and I couldn't agree more.

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

The astonishing amount of people in the replies that have a problem with the professor for layering in an integrity measure, instead of with the *checks notes* OVER NINETY PERCENT OF THE CLASS THAT CHEATED, kinda speaks volumes to just how fucked this generation and society is.

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

32/35 students failed this professor's midterm using AI because he secretly hid some white font in his text.

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

Simpler times, life was. Man.

[Kunwar Abhishek Parmar @kunwarabhi7]

Can you name a better SmackDown ending than this?
I'll wait. 😤

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

In fairness we will probably never see something as successful as the 1st 3 phases of the MCU ever again.

I was one of the mfs that lived through that time, and it is every bit as legendary as we say it was.

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

I’m kinda on board with this, actually.

[melissa ☆ SPIDER-MAN SPOILERS @wadesknife]

“the mcu has gotten too confusing” easy fix .. have luis recap the multiverse saga. Boom. Now everybody caught up without suffering thru secret slopvasion

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

Yo 😂😂😂

[⚜️ @RobbBeaux]

Niggas was in there like this 😭😭😭

[Admiral Blackbar @hi_blackbar]

A+ Tweet 😂😂😂

[midnight oil 🌙🖤 @midnight_oily]

He said not today British history museum 👁️👁️