Danielle Stoler

Dallas Raised | IU Alumna | 📍Chicago

[Danielle Stoler @hi_imdani]

@stephenasmith @Panthers @dallascowboys @TrevonDiggs Dak with 4 TDs for a 133.3 passer rating but it’s about CMC being out…🤡

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@kelcebrothers I’m sorry, their parents had Donna and her brother…Don? 🤣

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@LoveisBlindShow hear me out: an alt version of the next season where the audience doesn’t see contestants’ faces until the engagement reveals either 👀

[✮ kristen ✮ @hauntedsos75]

“fortnite???” “no… FORTNIGHT”

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Thought I was maximally upset about the Cowboys til I made it worse by thinking about how Baker Mayfield is playing playoff football today.

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Who would’ve thought Packers Niners would be the best game of the playoffs so far

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We have not moved. There are Packers fans in the two rows ahead. Babies are crying . I wish any of this was an exaggeration.

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I’ve never known pain like streaming this Cowboys annihilation from a 1hr+ wait on the O’Hare runway because there is nowhere to park the plane.

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Need @_CeeDeeThree to throw up the X when he scores against GB this Sunday. Rep that @DezBryant 2015 CATCH!

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@FieldYates Denver could never

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Mike McCarthy:

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@Meta’s gotta tweak the algorithm for this one

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Smile if you watched DaRon Bland break the single season pick 6 record this Thanksgiving!!!!

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

MVP CANDIDATE:

#Cowboys QB Dak Prescott was INSANE today

-404 passing yards
-4 touchdowns
-26 completions
-138.3 passer rating

🤯🤯🤯

(h/t @lynziekate)

[Danielle Stoler @hi_imdani]

PROTECT TAYLOR FROM JACKSON MAHOMES AT ALL COSTS

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It’s 70 degrees out. Pumpkin coffee is brewing, apple cinnamon candles lit. NFL pregame is on the tube, and the dog will get a walk before noon kickoff. TIS THE SEASON BABY😭🙌

[Danielle Stoler @hi_imdani]

Living for the late US Open tee times, golf during dinner >>>

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Correction: Derrick White is that guy?!!!!

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Jimmy Butler is that guy

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Jimmy Butler is that guy

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*My dog breaking my ankles to pick the best poop spot

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Trayce Jackson-Davis was UNREAL tonight 🔥

He becomes the first player since 1986 to record a 20+ point, 5+ assist, 5+ block performance in the NCAA Tournament 🤯

#MarchMadness