Paul

Manchester. Creative. United.

[Paul @hi_randy]

Hey @MrBButterfield, your new football games console football game is tremendous. The disc inside was FIFA 21 which may have been an error on the production line. Still, cheers @NealeDenaro #BIFA21

[Paul @hi_randy]

@Threadscenes Green means go and yellow means prepare to stop.

[Ben 🇬🇧 @BenInRushcliffe]

All this in two years. @Keir_Starmer.

Feel free to share.

[Paul @hi_randy]

That back line was always going to be a problem. #england

[Paul @hi_randy]

Nobody cares about celebrities. #WorldCup #BRAMOR

[Paul @hi_randy]

What a joke that red card is. #MEXRSA #WorldCup

[Paul @hi_randy]

Lee Dixon is the type of fella who’d find a £50 note on the ground and moan that somebody’s been littering.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

DEAN: You're under oath. When will you comply with the law and release all the Epstein files?

BLANCHE: We have complied with the law

DEAN: There are 3 million more documents. And you know what you said to me? 'They include another guy named Epstein.' Nobody is buying it

*the time of the gentlelady has expired*

DEAN: I beg your pardon? How do I get cut off 2 minutes into this? What is true is that the president has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that. There's a lot in here. It's all covered up.

[Oli London @OliLondonTV]

Man hilariously recreates Russell Crowe’s viral video after he told fans to stand back and give him space.

🎥: IG Mr Landcruiser

[Paul @hi_randy]

@joeroganhq Doesn’t this fuckin’ idiot own Power Slap. Dumb sports and him go hand-in-hand.

[Paul @hi_randy]

@AlternativeMUFC Legends, on Netflix 👌🏼

[Paul @hi_randy]

@ManUtd @LukeShaw23 Fuck it, said Tuchel, I’d rather take a defender whose played 6 times all season and a lad whose been battling relegation most of the year. 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Paul @hi_randy]

@henrywinter But apparently he told Maguire he was going with players who carried them through September,
October and November. Toney hasn’t played in a year? So what’s the difference?

[Paul @hi_randy]

@BBCMOTD Hearing you’ve not been picked but Dan Burn has is probably a bit of a surprise, to be fair.

[Paul @hi_randy]

@FabrizioRomano Why not pick on form? It’s madness. If it’s who carried us in the past, why not see if Rooney, Terry, Rio and Gerrard fancy a run?

[Paul @hi_randy]

@England Some of those called up over those left out, fucking laughable lads.

[Paul @hi_randy]

@England @FIFAWorldCup Not looking good, is it lads? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Paul @hi_randy]

How Jordan Henderson makes that @England World Cup squad 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nothing to see here.

[Paul @hi_randy]

Setting up an instagram account for your house.